So, if now "I am being investigated" doesn't mean he is being investigated

[archives]

does "I created a million jobs" mean he created a million jobs? That "we're running like a fine tuned machine" means they are "running like a fine tuned machine?" That "we're draining the swamp" mean "we're draining the swamp?" Etc., etc., etc.

Perhaps we need a Trump to English dictionary, or at least a legal team to tell us what he meant the next day

"Believe me folks, believe me"

 

[tinfoil]

The safest bet is that nothing he says means what it means, and he says nothing he means when he says what he means.
If you don't understand this, you're just being mean!

 

[Jarod]

We have a president who has 0 connection to reality.

 

[Jarod]

This is what you get when you elect a birther.

 

[Mr.Badguy]

If Trump were Obama he'd be getting crucified right now.