Airstrip One
Completely Effed
Are you familiar with the Battle of Bosworth Field? That's where Richard III died and the Plantagenets were replaced by the Tudors.
http://www.r3.org/bosworth/battle1.html
Two great quotes have come from that battle:
"I am King by right of conquest" -Henry VII
"A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horse!" -Shakespeare's Richard III