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Republican candidate and alien spawn Mitt (the tit) Romney, today apologised for the fires that are raging through the state of Utah. He said they were caused by the advanced thruster booster wooster engines of a craft approaching the landing area in Salt lake City bringing extra stocks of magic underpants.
'We have sent chemical analyses of the various flora and fauna of the state and in future our people will use a more traditional fuel which is made from the essence of combined stupidity of the extreme right wing of America and shipped by email to the Mormon controlling planet on the other side of the galaxy', said Mr. Romney as he stretched a new face over his green alien skin this morning.
'We have sent chemical analyses of the various flora and fauna of the state and in future our people will use a more traditional fuel which is made from the essence of combined stupidity of the extreme right wing of America and shipped by email to the Mormon controlling planet on the other side of the galaxy', said Mr. Romney as he stretched a new face over his green alien skin this morning.
