Republicans Believe the Darndest Things!

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I'm sure this will be appearing on JPP soon since Inagist is where BM gets his stories.

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lol...
On Nov. 12, 2013, a blog called Mr. Conservative posted an alarming headline -- especially so given that it was just one day after the Veterans’ Day holiday.

The story, which was forwarded to us by a reader, was headlined: "Obama Admin. Hands Out Pamphlet: 'What To Do When The Veteran In Your Classroom Attempts A Mass Shooting.'"

The story went on to say that "veterans all across the country are upset" with the Education Department-issued pamphlet. Veterans, the site said, "are taking the stance that this makes it look like ‘all veterans are PTSD-crazed cauldrons of rage.’ "

The Education Department’s defense, according to the post, was that there were already other pamphlets "like ‘What To Do When The Hispanic In Your Classroom Attempts A Mass Shooting,’ ‘What To Do When The Gay Student In Your Classroom Attempts A Mass Shooting,’ and ‘What To Do When The Special-Needs Child In Your Classroom Attempts A Mass Shooting.’"

The article quoted an unnamed representative of the Veterans of Foreign Wars calling the pamphlets "incredibly frustrating" and saying they offered "several asinine recommendations."

Was the story true? A lot of people seemed to think so. A number of blogs and other social media sites referenced or reposted it, and commenters on Mr. Conservative appeared to take it seriously.

"I am ashamed that we are demeaning my fellow veterans in this manner. It seems to be part of Obama's grand scheme to diminish the military," said one. Said another, "What is it going to take to get this guy impeached??? If he doesn't get impeached, nobody will." Other commenters called Obama a "disgusting pig" or worse.

But a few Mr. Conservative commenters wondered whether it was a spoof, and it turns out that they were on to something. It was actually a piece of satire -- one that Mr. Conservative posted without labeling it as such.

Though Mr. Conservative didn’t cite the original source or link to it, some quick Googling enabled us to find the source easily -- a website called the Duffel Blog, which is a satire site aimed at members of the military. Here’s the disclaimer posted on the Duffel Blog’s "About" page:

"We are in no way, shape, or form, a real news outlet. Everything on this website is satirical and the content of this site is a parody of a news organization. No composition should be regarded as truthful, and no reference of an individual, company, or military unit seeks to inflict malice or emotional harm. All characters, groups, and military units appearing in these works are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, or actual military units and companies is purely coincidental."

Indeed, a cursory glance at the Duffel Blog front page on Nov. 12 suggests that a visitor probably would have been able to figure that out on their own. The headlines included, "Pentagon Proposes New Antarctica Command," "Applebee’s Declares Bankruptcy After Offering Free Alcohol For Veterans Day," and "Paperwork Error Sends Marines To Guard Streets Of Hell" (the last one was datelined, "The Pearly Gates of Heaven").


I'm surprised Fox hasn't reported it yet.
 
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Really ? I'm not. Seems you're the only nitwit that saw fit to post it on JPP....
Of course we've had the same kind on shit from 'the Onion' posted on JPP by pinheads before.
Probably be better to keep a lookout on MSNBC for the story.

Poor Howey.
 
Really ? I'm not. Seems you're the only nitwit that saw fit to post it on JPP....
Of course we've had the same kind on shit from 'the Onion' posted on JPP by pinheads before.
Probably be better to keep a lookout on MSNBC for the story.

Poor Howey.

I remember Billy posting stuff from this site thinking it was for real...
 
I remember Billy posting stuff from this site thinking it was for real...

Again really ?.....I don't think any of us ever heard of that site before your posting.....

We're more familiar with seeing "huffington", 'think progress', 'dailyKOS', 'smirkingchimp' and other similar sites quoted

Now please continue with your trolling.
 
You are the last one who should use the word graduate


I'm sorry....I forgot who I was talking to......in this context, it means To advance to a new level of skill, achievement, or activity....

Glad I could help....tata....
 
Again really ?.....I don't think any of us ever heard of that site before your posting.....

We're more familiar with seeing "huffington", 'think progress', 'dailyKOS', 'smirkingchimp' and other similar sites quoted

Now please continue with your trolling.

This is what happens when one with chimpanzee level intelligence spars with a genius.

http://www.justplainpolitics.com/sh...wung-Election-For-Romne&highlight=duffel+blog

And this classic, posted by none other than Mr. PTSD:

http://www.justplainpolitics.com/sh...eed-More-Than-a-Holiday&p=1368049#post1368049

WASHINGTON, D.C. – A new study released last week suggests that Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) can not only be cured through copious amounts of alcohol consumption, but over the long term actually leads to increased sexual performance. The study “PABST and PTSD” was published in the Anals of Infantry Medisin, a publication sponsored by the Textbooks of Military Medicine and Anheuser-Busch inBev. It has already been endorsed by the Surgeon General of the United States and the Food and Drug Administration.
Drawing on eleven years of surveys conducted on U.S. service-members returning from Iraq and Afghanistan, the study measured test subjects in several categories: mental stability, physical prowess, marital and family life, job retention, and high-speed stunt driving.
“No matter what category we looked at, people suffering from PTSD who drank heavily scored at the top of the charts over all other types of veterans and many other civilians,” said Dr. William Beasley, an Army physician at the Tripler Army Medical Center.

Read more: http://www.duffelblog.com/2013/01/ne...#ixzz2kZ9jfo5F

Dearest Bravo,

Remember, I never post anything on here I don't know is true.
 
This is what happens when one with chimpanzee level intelligence spars with a genius.

http://www.justplainpolitics.com/sh...wung-Election-For-Romne&highlight=duffel+blog

And this classic, posted by none other than Mr. PTSD:

http://www.justplainpolitics.com/sh...eed-More-Than-a-Holiday&p=1368049#post1368049



Dearest Bravo,

Remember, I never post anything on here I don't know is true.

yet you are consistently wrong...

Tell us... who is the 'genius' you refer to in the first link?
 
Again really ?.....I don't think any of us ever heard of that site before your posting.....

We're more familiar with seeing "huffington", 'think progress', 'dailyKOS', 'smirkingchimp' and other similar sites quoted

Now please continue with your trolling.

Not to mention Breitbart, Hot Air, World Nut Daily, Newsmax, Freedom Outpost and Faux...
 
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