Rand Paul Wins Primary!

[Adam Weinberg]

Whoda'thunk it? And by quite a large margin.

The people who ran this campaign have a lot to be proud of, and in November, we have good reason to believe they'll have a lot more to take pride in.

 

[Billy the Great Khan]

HELL YES! I knew my money wasn't wasted!

 

[Minister of Truth]

HELL FREAKIN' YEAH!!

 

[Sammy Jankis]

Let's just pray he believes in protectionism, to save the american worker from the ravages of globalist stupidity.

 

[Sammy Jankis]

How does stimulus even work if you're not allowed to ever hire americans?

 

[Timshel]

HELL YES! I knew my money wasn't wasted!

Really! For once, I backed a winner.

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

Hopefully this just gives us a better shot at taking the seat as soon as its realized how nutty he is.

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

Let's just pray he believes in protectionism, to save the american worker from the ravages of globalist stupidity.

Anyone who believes in protectionism hates workers, hates the American people, and wants us to revert to third world status.

 

[Billy the Great Khan]

Hopefully this just gives us a better shot at taking the seat as soon as its realized how nutty he is.

 

[Dixie - In Memoriam]

It's hard to believe all you pinheads supported and endorsed the TEA PARTY CANDIDATE!

I thought all TEA PARTY people were toothless rednecks who drove pickups?

 

[Minister of Truth]

 

[Damocles]

Man, it is sweet seeing the TEA Party having such an effect on the candidates!

 

[Onceler]

Man, it is sweet seeing the TEA Party having such an effect on the candidates!

That's such a weird thing to say...

 

[Damocles]

That's such a weird thing to say...

Why? I'm tired of the praymores getting anointed and running along with Amendments about stupid things like gay marriage. It's nice to see candidates that are more libertarian than ones that are loudly praying and talking to Jeebus in the shower.

These are exactly the people who will win with a new Contract, one that includes a strong Balanced Budget Amendment...

I'm actually getting excited to vote FOR something rather than against some other thing...

 

[Billy the Great Khan]

This is the holy trinity of American Libertarianism

The Father: Ron Paul
The Son: Rand Paul
The Holy Spirit: The Constitution

 

[Minister of Truth]

So sayeth the Prophet Billiam!!

 

[Dixie - In Memoriam]

I'm tired of the praymores getting anointed and running along with Amendments about stupid things like gay marriage.

When has someone ran with an amendment about gay marriage?

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

The Ron Paul folks are different from the tea party folks. The tea party folks started as a libertarian movement and got hijacked by nutjobs.

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

When has someone ran with an amendment about gay marriage?

George Bush?