Putin being treated for e-bola, smallpox, largepox, swooping cough and the clap.

[moon]

Apparently, Russian specialists state that he should be cured in time for his Christmas public appearance next Wednesday.




Haw, haw....................................haw.










TGO.

 

[Dutch Uncle]

Apparently, Russian specialists state that he should be cured in time for his Christmas public appearance next Wednesday.

Haw, haw....................................haw.
TGO.

I keep hoping he'll end up with a terminal case of lead poisoning or a short flight out of his 10th floor hospital window.

 

[Joe Capitalist]

I keep hoping he'll end up with a terminal case of lead poisoning or a short flight out of his 10th floor hospital window.

I suspect if he has coughing fits, the cancer has spread to his lungs. And when that happens, he will slowly suffocate to death, drowning in his bodily fluids. I'll give him two weeks at the most.

 

[Dutch Uncle]

I suspect if he has coughing fits, the cancer has spread to his lungs. And when that happens, he will slowly suffocate to death, drowning in his bodily fluids. I'll give him two weeks at the most.

Awesome way for him to go if true.

 

[anonymoose]

I keep hoping he'll end up with a terminal case of lead poisoning or a short flight out of his 10th floor hospital window.

I hope he gets assassinated in a coupe by liberal democracists.
I hope I become a scratch golfer once again.
I hope my dick gets hard every morning and at will again.

 

[Joe Capitalist]

I hope he gets assassinated in a coupe by liberal democracists.
I hope I become a scratch golfer once again.
I hope my dick gets hard every morning and at will again.

I hope he gets assassinated in a hybrid crossover SUV.
Haw, haw...............................haw

 

[Dutch Uncle]

I hope he gets assassinated in a coupe by liberal democracists.
I hope I become a scratch golfer once again.
I hope my dick gets hard every morning and at will again.

The best solution for current global issues is for the Russians to solve the Putin problem themselves then pull out of Ukraine.

 

[Joe Capitalist]

The best solution for current global issues is for the Russians to solve the Putin problem themselves then pull out of Ukraine.

You mean something like this?

 

[anonymoose]

The best solution for current global issues is for the Russians to solve the Putin problem themselves then pull out of Ukraine.

More likely Putin chooses a nationalist successor the Federal Assembly rubber stamps.
More likely my handicap stays at 11 for a while then slowly goes up as I age.
More likely my dick gets hard less frequently until someday I outlive it.

 

[Joe Capitalist]

The best solution for current global issues is for the Russians to solve the Putin problem themselves then pull out of Ukraine.

Or like this:

 

[Dutch Uncle]

You mean something like this?

I was thinking more of a short flight out of his hospital window, but whatever works.

 

[Dutch Uncle]

Or like this:

Yes. Put his screams on TikTok.

 

[Poor Richard Saunders]

Apparently, Russian specialists state that he should be cured in time for his Christmas public appearance next Wednesday.




Haw, haw....................................haw.










TGO.

What is swooping cough? Is that the Russian translation of whooping cough?

 

[Poor Richard Saunders]

I hope he gets assassinated in a hybrid crossover SUV.
Haw, haw...............................haw

As long as he doesn't go anywhere like the South Sedan, he will probably be fine.