Prepare to celebrate freedom

[Guns Guns Guns]

The night sky will be filled with the percussive sounds of explosions tonight as many Americans celebrate July 4th.



It is amusing that self-proclaimed "patriotic"Americans celebrate their independence from past domination by a foreign country with products invented - and mostly supplied - by their current economic masters, Communist China.




Aside from the inevitable maimings, property damage, and fires started by the largely drunken orgy of amateur pyrotechnics, "patriots" can pat themselves on the shoulder knowing they've adversely affected America's balance of trade with the Red Chinese.














http://blogs.cio.com/thomas_wailgum/10892/your_july_4_fireworks_made_in_china_like_everything_else

 

[Guns Guns Guns]

Happy Birthday, America.




As a result of last night's largely drunken orgy of simulated violence, thousands of Americans were most likely maimed by Communist Chinese explosive devices, many purchased on credit.




This was of course in addition to the usual shootings that take place as Americans gather to rejoice in their freedoms, including the freedom to bear arms.




What will the final body count and tally of casualties be?




Last year, 18,700 people nationwide suffered fireworks injuries around the July 4th holidays.



I'll keep you posted with updates.....