Pope Vows To Get Church Pedophilia Down To Acceptable Levels

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Pope Vows To Get Church Pedophilia Down To Acceptable Levels

CBS News
April 6, 2010

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CBS News, Vatican City - Calling the behavior shameful, sinful, and much more frequent than the Vatican was comfortable with, Pope Benedict XVI vowed this week to bring the widespread pedophilia within the Roman Catholic Church down to a more manageable level.

Addressing thousands gathered at St. Peter's Square on Easter Sunday, the pontiff offered his "most humble apologies" to abuse victims, and pledged to reduce the total number of molestations by 60 percent over the next five years.

"This is absolutely unacceptable," Pope Benedict said. "It seems a weakening of faith in God has prevented our priests from exercising moderation when sexually abusing helpless minors."

These senior officials will also have the authority to enforce harsh punishments for any clergy member violating his allotment of pedophilia.

"If a priest goes even one child over the limit, there will be hell to pay," said Prefect Emeritus of the Congregation for Bishops Giovanni Battista Re, explaining the Vatican's new "Three Strikes, You're Out Rule." "After the third offense, the offending priest will immediately be moved to another parish. This will give officials time to investigate the case, and will act as an effective deterrent since it usually takes months for priests to gain the trust of the new children."
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http://www.theonion.com/articles/pope-vows-to-get-church-pedophilia-down-to-accepta,17201/
 
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Even though this is from the Onion this is exactly the way they seem to be trying to handle it.....well, this and hiding the offenders in some other country.
 
manageable DOES NOT EQUATE to acceptable.....you disingenuous asshole, even if it too is an inappropriate choice of words...
 
The pope and Nancy Pelosi were standing in a balcony. The pope said, "You know Ms. Peolsi, with just a wave of my hand I can please and excite this crowd beyond belief. The will feel it to the depths of their hearts and remember it for a lifetime." Nancy Pelosi said, "Really, let's see it." The pope back-handed her...
 
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manageable DOES NOT EQUATE to acceptable.....you disingenuous asshole, even if it too is an inappropriate choice of words...
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church's should be taxed on any money collected not distributed back to the public within 90 days. Now that I think about it any non profit should pay tax on charitable money they sit on.
 
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I see the head molester of Los Angeles Cardinal Roger Mahony is retiring and they are replacing him with a Mexican molester that is a certified public accountant. That should come in handy since the Los Angeles archdiocese paid victims of abuse by priests a total of $660 million, the biggest such settlement in the nation. With 70% of the Los Angeles catholic churches Spanish, you gotta be able to molest the little ones in their own language.
 
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