Politician with endorsement from Jesus loses to an openly gay man!

apparently only a third of voters favored the front runner......must have been a pretty slow field.....

lol....runoff election between 1st place (990 votes) and second place (315 votes) and the 2nd floor courthouse washroom (1123 flushes)........
 
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First off, believers on this site don't believe that Jesus chose anyone in this election. The attempt to saddle believers here with the responsibility for the statements of these loons is intellectually dishonest and is in some part responsible for the poor manners practiced by all sides in almost every debate.

If believers of any ilk think that Jesus, God, Krishna, The Flying Spaghetti Monster or Cthulhu (note this list is only a partial list and is not intended to slight believers of any religion whose deity I failed to mention here) chooses ANY politician over another, I would suggest anti-psychotic medications. That being said, believers, when you don't disavow loons who run for office, or worse yet when you make comments that on their face appear to support the claim of divine choice, you encourage this sort of post.
 
First off, believers on this site don't believe that Jesus chose anyone in this election. The attempt to saddle believers here with the responsibility for the statements of these loons is intellectually dishonest and is in some part responsible for the poor manners practiced by all sides in almost every debate.

If believers of any ilk think that Jesus, God, Krishna, The Flying Spaghetti Monster or Cthulhu (note this list is only a partial list and is not intended to slight believers of any religion whose deity I failed to mention here) chooses ANY politician over another, I would suggest anti-psychotic medications. That being said, believers, when you don't disavow loons who run for office, or worse yet when you make comments that on their face appear to support the claim of divine choice, you encourage this sort of post.

I have a friend in N. Miami, and she says the lady is batshit crazy. I don't think anyone believes that Jesus endorsed her. I just enjoyed the idea that a gay man beat her so soundly.
 
I have a friend in N. Miami, and she says the lady is batshit crazy. I don't think anyone believes that Jesus endorsed her. I just enjoyed the idea that a gay man beat her so soundly.
But the fact that a candidate is gay or straight, man or woman, Christian or Rastafarian, is coincidental to whether they will do a good job or not. Don't get me wrong, I know I am preaching to the choir in this case, but I honestly think that some very right wing conservatives would vote for a Christian moron, someone that believes that if you throw a woman in the water and she floats she is a witch, over an atheist who votes according to the Constitution. I also think that those on the right would vote, all other things being the same, for the Christian Moron, IF they also believed in gun control and the atheist did not.
 
Reminds me of an old joke (I will update using a current person)

Jesus saves...

Crosby the rebound...

He SCORES!
 
I have a friend in N. Miami, and she says the lady is batshit crazy. I don't think anyone believes that Jesus endorsed her. I just enjoyed the idea that a gay man beat her so soundly.

soundly?.....lol.....the guy who got 315 votes?......so he had six times as many friends as batshit crazy lady?......
 
ROFL

Which one to choose, gay white man or the crazy black woman, both of which are democrats.

Survey says - Go with the gay white dude.
 
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