It is a curious fact that even the most "Woke" and progressive American Democrats are paying homage to the evil creed of White Supremacy every time they relieve themselves on their bathroom lavatories.
You are probably thinking, "WTF ! This is the raving of a madman; Dachshund must be batshit - crazy to say stuff like this !"
Well, I think if we take a brief look at some relevant English history, I might be able to convince you that there is much truth in what I claim...
THE EVOLUTION OF THE MODERN - DAY, AMERICAN, BATHROOM LAVATORY.
1) Sir John Huntingdon - pioneering, poop-gas warrior (1595)
For centuries the Anglo-Saxon race has liked to believe that it was so superior that "its own shit didn't stink." But the inescapable fact was, of course, that it did. This presented an intolerable situation and it ultimately forced a Tudor Englishman named, Sir John Huntingdon (the Godson of Queen Elizabeth I) to step boldly into the fray. Sir John was a pioneer in struggle to neutralise the stench of English poop gas, and in 1595 he invented the world's first flushable toilet. Queen Elizabeth I was impressed and had a "Huntingdon Flushable" installed in a small room adjacent to her bedroom.
Sir John's toilets flushed their users' poop and piddle down a pipe which emptied it into a receptacle below, unfortunately poop gases rose back up the pipe from where the excrement was dumped and wafted out from the toilet seat spreading the smell of shit through the surrounding areas. Queen Elizabeth was plagued by the smell of her own turds entering the Royal bedroom from the "Huntingdon Flushable she had had installed nearby and soon covered the toilet with a heavy veil of crimson velvet and lace upon which she strewed large sprigs of fragrant fresh herbs.
(2) Alexander Cummings, "Shit - Stink Revolutionary" (1775)
The next - and to my mind, greatest - "break-through" in the struggle of English white supremacism to banish the smell of its own shit and piddle arrived in 1775 when a genius from Yorkshire named Alexander Cummings, invented the revolutionary "S-Bend" pipe for the flushable toilet. This simple, though ingenious, design, effectively blocked the stench of poop and piddle rising up from the seat of flushable lavatories. The copper- bowled, Cummings toilet was, however expensive, and mechanically complex. It was beset with a number of technical problems, in particular, the leakage of water from the toilet through faulty seals.
(3) Thomas Crapper - "Legend of the Lavatory" and ""Crown Prince of the Porcelain Throne
It would not be until the 1870s that the English lavatory really got its "shit" together; and the credit for this must be handed, IMO, to an Englishman named Thomas Crapper. Thomas Crapper was a plumber by trade, and in 1861, he established business at "Marlborough Cottages" in Chelsea (London). It was here that Crapper eventually developed a: flushable, "S-Bend" and "Ball-Cock" equipped, one-piece, white ceramic toilets, that were efficient and reliable, stink-free units. In 1870 - "flushed with pride" - Thomas Crapper opened the world's first lavatory showroom in Chelsea. Customers were invited to "try-before-you-buy", and indeed they did ! The spectacle of public defecation taking place in Crapper's showroom scandalised London's upper-classes and a number of members of the English aristocracy. It is said that Queen Victoria was not advised that members of the public were defecating on lavatories in Crapper's showroom in Chelsea for fear that,Her Majesty might not survive the shock of mortification upon being informed. Be this as it may a number of Victorian Royals had Thomas Crapper toilets installed in their bathrooms in the later half of the 1870's.
(4) Crapper's Toilets Go Global
By the time Thomas Crapper opened his first public lavatory showroom in 1870,the industrial revolution in England had already shifted up into "overdrive." In addition to this "gentleman capitalists" began to invest mind-blowing amounts of capital in the Empires foreign colonies. Over the ensuing decades the power and reach of British imperialism and colonialism soared to phenomenal heights. The British Empire was totally "on fire" and there had been nothing like it before in the history of the world. Thomas Crapper lavatories and (copies of them) were mass produced and exported to the foreign colonies of the British Empire across the globe. By the 1940s the iconic, white, ceramic, Crapper-inspired toilet was a common fixture in the bathrooms of middle-class America. Today, in 2023 the white Crapper-style toilet is can be found in pretty much every bathroom of an American home, however humble it may be.
So, What's My Point ?
The reason I have provided this brief history of the lavatory is to remind Americans that when they go to their bathrooms at home to poop or piddle they are actually paying homage to the doctrine of White Supremacy, White Imperialism and White Colonialism. Indeed, as they sit down their lavatories, they are unwittingly perched upon a gleaming,white, porcelain alter of Aryan hegemony. That as they "do their business" they are indeed affirming and celebrating the self-proclaimed, genetic supremacy of a White Anglo-Saxon "master race." As it swirls away into oblivion down through the S-Bends of their Crapper-inspirited toilets, White Americans, like Hitler's Aryan "Ubermensch", believe that "their own shit doesn't stink." It is time for American awaken from the spell and see their lavatories for what they truly are, that is the pallid, symbolic, ceramic thrones of White Anglo-Saxon supremacy and its evil legacy of: tyranny; domination; oppression; exploitation and violent hatred.
Friends, I exhort you: take a hammer to your bathroom crapper today, and smash it into a thousand shards. Liberate yourself from the spell that is cast by wicked, white idol in your bathroom When, in future, "nature calls" simply dig a small hole in your back lawn and poop in that. Sprinkle a handful of saw-dust over the stool and "Bob's your uncle." Similarly, when you feel the to "sprinkle", then "tinkle" into a large, empty distilled water container. When it is about one third full of piddle fill the remaining two thirds of the container with potable water from your hose-pipe; then and shake the bottle. You now have large container full of excellent garden fertiliser for pouring on your Rose bushes, African Violets, Cabbage patch, and such like. ( I was given this advice by a very old and very wise little Chinaman (Mr "Hoo Flun Dung") who lives two doors down from me in Gropecunte Lane, and trust me, folks, it works a treat !).
Dachshund - the WONDER HOUND
DLM....Dachshund Lives Matter !!
You are probably thinking, "WTF ! This is the raving of a madman; Dachshund must be batshit - crazy to say stuff like this !"
Well, I think if we take a brief look at some relevant English history, I might be able to convince you that there is much truth in what I claim...
THE EVOLUTION OF THE MODERN - DAY, AMERICAN, BATHROOM LAVATORY.
1) Sir John Huntingdon - pioneering, poop-gas warrior (1595)
For centuries the Anglo-Saxon race has liked to believe that it was so superior that "its own shit didn't stink." But the inescapable fact was, of course, that it did. This presented an intolerable situation and it ultimately forced a Tudor Englishman named, Sir John Huntingdon (the Godson of Queen Elizabeth I) to step boldly into the fray. Sir John was a pioneer in struggle to neutralise the stench of English poop gas, and in 1595 he invented the world's first flushable toilet. Queen Elizabeth I was impressed and had a "Huntingdon Flushable" installed in a small room adjacent to her bedroom.
Sir John's toilets flushed their users' poop and piddle down a pipe which emptied it into a receptacle below, unfortunately poop gases rose back up the pipe from where the excrement was dumped and wafted out from the toilet seat spreading the smell of shit through the surrounding areas. Queen Elizabeth was plagued by the smell of her own turds entering the Royal bedroom from the "Huntingdon Flushable she had had installed nearby and soon covered the toilet with a heavy veil of crimson velvet and lace upon which she strewed large sprigs of fragrant fresh herbs.
(2) Alexander Cummings, "Shit - Stink Revolutionary" (1775)
The next - and to my mind, greatest - "break-through" in the struggle of English white supremacism to banish the smell of its own shit and piddle arrived in 1775 when a genius from Yorkshire named Alexander Cummings, invented the revolutionary "S-Bend" pipe for the flushable toilet. This simple, though ingenious, design, effectively blocked the stench of poop and piddle rising up from the seat of flushable lavatories. The copper- bowled, Cummings toilet was, however expensive, and mechanically complex. It was beset with a number of technical problems, in particular, the leakage of water from the toilet through faulty seals.
(3) Thomas Crapper - "Legend of the Lavatory" and ""Crown Prince of the Porcelain Throne
It would not be until the 1870s that the English lavatory really got its "shit" together; and the credit for this must be handed, IMO, to an Englishman named Thomas Crapper. Thomas Crapper was a plumber by trade, and in 1861, he established business at "Marlborough Cottages" in Chelsea (London). It was here that Crapper eventually developed a: flushable, "S-Bend" and "Ball-Cock" equipped, one-piece, white ceramic toilets, that were efficient and reliable, stink-free units. In 1870 - "flushed with pride" - Thomas Crapper opened the world's first lavatory showroom in Chelsea. Customers were invited to "try-before-you-buy", and indeed they did ! The spectacle of public defecation taking place in Crapper's showroom scandalised London's upper-classes and a number of members of the English aristocracy. It is said that Queen Victoria was not advised that members of the public were defecating on lavatories in Crapper's showroom in Chelsea for fear that,Her Majesty might not survive the shock of mortification upon being informed. Be this as it may a number of Victorian Royals had Thomas Crapper toilets installed in their bathrooms in the later half of the 1870's.
(4) Crapper's Toilets Go Global
By the time Thomas Crapper opened his first public lavatory showroom in 1870,the industrial revolution in England had already shifted up into "overdrive." In addition to this "gentleman capitalists" began to invest mind-blowing amounts of capital in the Empires foreign colonies. Over the ensuing decades the power and reach of British imperialism and colonialism soared to phenomenal heights. The British Empire was totally "on fire" and there had been nothing like it before in the history of the world. Thomas Crapper lavatories and (copies of them) were mass produced and exported to the foreign colonies of the British Empire across the globe. By the 1940s the iconic, white, ceramic, Crapper-inspired toilet was a common fixture in the bathrooms of middle-class America. Today, in 2023 the white Crapper-style toilet is can be found in pretty much every bathroom of an American home, however humble it may be.
So, What's My Point ?
The reason I have provided this brief history of the lavatory is to remind Americans that when they go to their bathrooms at home to poop or piddle they are actually paying homage to the doctrine of White Supremacy, White Imperialism and White Colonialism. Indeed, as they sit down their lavatories, they are unwittingly perched upon a gleaming,white, porcelain alter of Aryan hegemony. That as they "do their business" they are indeed affirming and celebrating the self-proclaimed, genetic supremacy of a White Anglo-Saxon "master race." As it swirls away into oblivion down through the S-Bends of their Crapper-inspirited toilets, White Americans, like Hitler's Aryan "Ubermensch", believe that "their own shit doesn't stink." It is time for American awaken from the spell and see their lavatories for what they truly are, that is the pallid, symbolic, ceramic thrones of White Anglo-Saxon supremacy and its evil legacy of: tyranny; domination; oppression; exploitation and violent hatred.
Friends, I exhort you: take a hammer to your bathroom crapper today, and smash it into a thousand shards. Liberate yourself from the spell that is cast by wicked, white idol in your bathroom When, in future, "nature calls" simply dig a small hole in your back lawn and poop in that. Sprinkle a handful of saw-dust over the stool and "Bob's your uncle." Similarly, when you feel the to "sprinkle", then "tinkle" into a large, empty distilled water container. When it is about one third full of piddle fill the remaining two thirds of the container with potable water from your hose-pipe; then and shake the bottle. You now have large container full of excellent garden fertiliser for pouring on your Rose bushes, African Violets, Cabbage patch, and such like. ( I was given this advice by a very old and very wise little Chinaman (Mr "Hoo Flun Dung") who lives two doors down from me in Gropecunte Lane, and trust me, folks, it works a treat !).
Dachshund - the WONDER HOUND
DLM....Dachshund Lives Matter !!
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