Oval Office Chaos and President Bump-on-a-Log

[Dutch Uncle]

Fortunately, Gordon Findlay is okay after fainting at the Oval Office press conference. Two things remain remarkable about the event; RFK Jr's quick exit and Trump's blank look of demented confusion.

On the latter, this link gives 10 possible ideas on what the Dementia Don was thinking at the time:

Top Ten Things He Might Have Been Thinking

Mush brain's headspace is dark, dark place.

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Number 10.​

I sure hope Stephen Miller finishes helping that guy who just fell. I am due for a diaper change.

Number 9.​

I wonder if those poor whales are okay. Those windmills sure do a number on them.

Number 8.​

Maybe I should call Daddy Putin; he can tell me what to do about that guy on the floor.

Number 7.​

I sure hope all those frogs, chickens, and unicorns are okay in Portland. That city is so war-torn. It’s a good thing the National Guard is there. Maybe I should ask that drunk guy if we should send more troops.

Number 6.​

Maybe Hannibal Lecter is free. Good old Hanni and I always have such great conversations. Perhaps this time I can make the meal. The last one seemed a little bit odd.

Number 5.​

When is golf today? I sure do like it that I never end up in a hazard. It’s like my secret service is setting a new ball for me whenever I get close to a sand trap. I guess my eyes aren’t as good as they used to be.

Number 4.​

Screw that, I have the best eyes. They are the best eyes anyone has ever seen. I can see a flea on a dog from 50 yards away! No one has seen eyes like mine. I have the eyes of an eagle.

Number 3.​

Where is Karoline? She says such nice things about me. She will repeat every word I tell her. No matter how ridiculous. I could say to her that I farted out the constitution, and she would repeat it to the press.

Number 2.​

Mr. Vought really knows his stuff. He told me that we got fifty trillion dollars in tariffs. He said that the money is just sitting on a shelf somewhere. I only hire the smartest people. I am so proud of myself. I am saving America. I told everyone I would, and look at me now.

And Number 1…​

I wonder how many more payments I have left on that deal I made with that guy who always wears a red suit. He has the weirdest-looking ears. They look a lot like horns.

 

[Walt]

trumpers claim the room was full of people who knew so much more about healthcare than the experts... And when there was a medical emergency, none of them knew anything about healthcare.

Though I did hear that Dr. Oz had a suggestion for plastic surgery that would make the man look like he was standing up.

 

[Walt]

Kennedy has seen people drop before, and he knows to quickly leave the scene denying he was ever there.

 

[Earl]

trumpers claim the room was full of people who knew so much more about healthcare than the experts... And when there was a medical emergency, none of them knew anything about healthcare.

Though I did hear that Dr. Oz had a suggestion for plastic surgery that would make the man look like he was standing up.

Source, WWW, or you are lying.

 

[Earl]

Kennedy has seen people drop before, and he knows to quickly leave the scene denying he was ever there.

Source WWW, or you are lying.

 

[Dutch Uncle]

trumpers claim the room was full of people who knew so much more about healthcare than the experts... And when there was a medical emergency, none of them knew anything about healthcare.

Though I did hear that Dr. Oz had a suggestion for plastic surgery that would make the man look like he was standing up.

I really do love irony. LOL

 

[Dutch Uncle]

Kennedy has seen people drop before, and he knows to quickly leave the scene denying he was ever there.

RFK Jr exiting Stage Right was both supremely funny and very weird. The "official" reason he left was to get help despite there being plenty of people to call for help and render aid.

Posts claim RFK Jr. left the scene of Oval Office medical emergency. Here's what we know

Users on social media argued whether Kennedy was leaving to get help or simply “bailing out.”

www.snopes.com

Emily G. Hilliard, press secretary for HHS, told Snopes via email that "the Secretary was focused on getting medical help for a man in need."

The man, an executive for pharmaceutical company Eli Lilly, can be seen getting lightheaded around the 53:36 in a YouTube video of the conference streamed by the White House. Soon after, he collapses and others in the room rush to his aid while Kennedy steps out of frame moments later. The White House feed was cut soon after.

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFGmukrxZ7Y&t=3238s