One ton, 20-foot crocodile declared largest, but proud Philippine town worries it's n

[USFREEDOM911]

A huge crocodile known as Lolong has brought pride, fear, tourism revenue and attention to the remote southern Philippines town where it was captured. And now it has claimed a world record, too.

http://ww2.cox.com/myconnection/arizona/today/news/strange/article.cox?moduleType=apNews&articleId=D9VOGUS03

 

[Cancel 2016.2]

How would you like to be in a small fishing boat and see that bastard rise up next to you?

 

[Canceled.2014.1]

How would you like to be in a small fishing boat and see that bastard rise up next to you?

It would probably take me a week to get the smell out of the boat.

 

[Cancel 2016.2]

It would probably take me a week to get the smell out of the boat.

lol... precisely

 

[Mott the Hoople]

How would you like to be in a small fishing boat and see that bastard rise up next to you?

That's how it was discovered. It rose up and attacked a small fishing boat, grabbed a young girl by the head and decapitated her.

http://www.channelnewsasia.com/stories/afp_asiapacific/view/414756/1/.html

 

[Cancel 2016.2]

That's how it was discovered. It rose up and attacked a small fishing boat, grabbed a young girl by the head and decapitated her.

http://www.channelnewsasia.com/stories/afp_asiapacific/view/414756/1/.html

yes, I know. What the hell are you supposed to do but go... 'F' ME'

 

[Canceled.2014.1]

yes, I know. What the hell are you supposed to do but go... 'F' ME'

Given the proper inspiration, and this is certainly that, I can walk on water.

 

[Cancel 2016.2]

Given the proper inspiration, and this is certainly that, I can walk on water.

yeah, I would totally scooby doo it until I hit land

 

[Damocles]

yeah, I would totally scooby doo it until I hit land

Guns.. Haven't you ever seen "Swamp People"? Just shoot it in the head just behind the armor plating. It's easy... If those rednecks can do it...

 

[USFREEDOM911]

Guns.. Haven't you ever seen "Swamp People"? Just shoot it in the head just behind the armor plating. It's easy... If those rednecks can do it...

That fucker was so big, it would probably take a LAW missle to bet through that plate.