Obama wins!!

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some headlines I've run across....oh my sides ache..
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BREAKING: OBAMA WINS THE AMAZING RACE!!!

Barack Obama becomes New Santa Clause

Barack Obama inducted into Rock and Roll Hall of Fame!!!

Obama Named Miss Hooters 2010

BREAKING: Obama Wins All Events at 2012 Olympics!

Barack Obama Wins Indianapolis 500!

BREAKING! obama wins "American Idol"

Obama wins $10 Million Publishers Clearing House Sweepstakes.

BREAKING: Obama wins "Survivor" reality show!
 
BREAKING: Obama Wins Dancing with the Stars Trophy - Rest of Season Cancelled

Breaking: NHL cancels season, awards Stanley Cup to Barack Obama (And other news)

BREAKING:Obama wins the Cy Young Award

Breaking: Pope Benedict crowns Obama "Holy Roman Emperor"

BREAKING - Barack Hussein Obama Declared Winner of 2000 Florida Recount
 
Obama walks on water!.....breaking news!...Obama has just walked across Lake Michigan!

LIVE FROM CORSUCANT- OBAMA DECLARED NEW GALACTIC EMPEROR!!!

Barack 0bama the new James Bond

Journey names Obama as new frontman!!!

Obama wins the Mid-American Conference Championship

BREAKING: Obama wins "International Man of Mystery" award!

Obama delivers pizza in less than 30 minutes!:eek:

BREAKING!!! Obama makes it snow early in Chicago.. IOC reverses decision!
 
Breaking News: Taylor Swift Award for Best Video revoked, after recount of votes Barack H. Obama is declared the winner, video expected to be released at a later date.
 
News Alert: World Cup of Soccer canceled, Barack H. Obama declared the winner and in an unprecedented move he is also 2nd and 3rd place.

In unrelated news, Barack Obama the first winner of the Triple Crown since Affirm won in 1978!
 
meme said:
some headlines I've run across....oh my sides ache..
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BREAKING: OBAMA WINS THE AMAZING RACE!!!

Barack Obama becomes New Santa Clause

Barack Obama inducted into Rock and Roll Hall of Fame!!!

Obama Named Miss Hooters 2010

BREAKING: Obama Wins All Events at 2012 Olympics!

Barack Obama Wins Indianapolis 500!

BREAKING! obama wins "American Idol"

Obama wins $10 Million Publishers Clearing House Sweepstakes.

BREAKING: Obama wins "Survivor" reality show!
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LOL. Man, those grapes are sour.

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Breaking!....Obama lands on the Sun!..only comment: "A little warm"...

Barack Obama wins the National Spelling Bee!

BREAKING:OBAMA AWARDED 7 MORE N0BEL PEACE PRIZES TO COVER MARCH-OCTOBER!!!

Obama Receives Academy Award (realistic performance of a US president):eek:

OBAMA declared MVP Super Bowl 41!

Obama wins ALCS and NLCS AND WORLD SERIES....

BREAKING: Obama wins "Little Miss Perfect" beauty pageant. Runner-up contests results.
 
Obama can taste lies
Obama can kill two stones with one bird
Obama uses pepper spray to spice up his stake
Obama lost his virginity before his dad did
Obama was born in a log cabin that he built with his bare hands.
 
Jarod said:
WAAAAA! The Obama haters are so whiny!
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good gawd man, get a sense of humor...the Hugo Obama doesn't really walk on water, and I'm pretty sure he puts his pants on the same way any other man does, and I would also bet his shit stinks just like the rest of the peons in the United States..
 
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BREAKING-the Obamabots are some of the whiniest and foul mouthed people around, with no sense of humor just like the Hugo Obama himself.:cof1:
 
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