Reportedly, Obama’s father was actually an atheist. Or perhaps some sort of liberal, Afro-centric Satanist.
But apparently that doesn’t preclude the fact that The Obama’s Muslim-hood could be have passed down from his grandfather or great-grandfather’s DNA.
Otherwise, well done, sir. Well done. This whole premise of passing Muslim-hood via DNA down through the evolutionary genetic ladder is clearly one of the most compelling, and noteworthy, arguments ever to have been presented on the jpp.com. And it can only lead to one startling conclusion:
The Obama lied. I can’t believe I ever thought he was some sort of pan-African socialist Christian.