No ICE at superbowl

Why is it more and more of the articles about ICE sound like they were written by The Onion. Next we will see ICE deployed to Tahiti for February.

Nah, they'll be outside. It's not like they'd be on the sidelines.
The original purpose of ICE being at the Super Bowl was to slip in and watch the game. It was a scam.

If they are on the outside, it is just a waste of time; it is not even a scam.

A Super Bowl ticket will set you back $5k to $100k. It is hard to believe there are many migrant farm workers buying tickets... Or any. They may have actually found someplace with a lower percent undocumented immigrants than Maine. This all seems calculated not to find undocumented immigrants.
 
They could arrest all the merch and libations and food workers


The janitors

The parking staff

The rich white male fans won’t have a very good time huh
 
So the only Ice that won’t be at the Super Bowl is the ice in the drinks

But ICE will gladly piss in your cup instead
 
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