Joe Capitalist
Racism is a disease
My Friend, Donald Trump - What it’s like being so special to the former president that he constantly reaches out to you for help.
https://www.thebulwark.com/my-friend-donald-trump/
Donald Trump writes to me often, usually several times a day. The president, as he calls himself—none of that “former” business—wants me to know how much he values me as a “trusted ally.” He is forever offering me exciting opportunities, like the chance for my name to be “permanently engraved” on the “Official 2022 Trump Donor Wall” in his office. All I need to do for this to happen is contribute $45 by midnight.
“Space is extremely limited,” the president warned. “This could be your only chance.”
President Trump is always looking out for me that way. He has told me countless times that I must act quickly because time is running out. He’s been saying that about the Donor Wall since he first brought it up, weeks ago. Since then, he’s given me a generous number of only chances.
The president and others in his inner circle, including Donald Jr., have also sent me multiple limited-time offers to have my name appear on his birthday card. I’ve been given about ten “last chances” to do this since mid-May, including one from Jr. that promised me “priority access to sign my father’s Official Birthday Card before ANYONE ELSE.” I missed all of these chances. But, who knows, maybe there will be others before his actual birthday on June 14?
The emails from Donald Jr. are often quite personal. “He’s asking about you,” he confided to me recently. “Can I tell my father you stepped up?” He added: “My father wants to see an updated donor list first thing tomorrow morning. I want him to know that he has your support 100%.” I wonder how that conversation went.
Other emails have offered me opportunities to buy an ULTRAMAGA t-shirt, inspired by Joe Biden’s crack about the “ultra-MAGA agenda,” or an “Official Trump Gold Card,” which appears to be an actual plastic gold card with the donor’s name and “member number” on it. (It is unclear if the gold cards will carry forward member numbers from last fall’s “Official Trump Cards,” which were red.) All are available for just $45.
But only if I act before 11:59 p.m. Otherwise, I am just going to have to wait until the following day.
Ha! I wonder how many MAGA Morons on this forum are falling for Trump's fucking scam. I bet a whole bunch.
https://www.thebulwark.com/my-friend-donald-trump/
Donald Trump writes to me often, usually several times a day. The president, as he calls himself—none of that “former” business—wants me to know how much he values me as a “trusted ally.” He is forever offering me exciting opportunities, like the chance for my name to be “permanently engraved” on the “Official 2022 Trump Donor Wall” in his office. All I need to do for this to happen is contribute $45 by midnight.
“Space is extremely limited,” the president warned. “This could be your only chance.”
President Trump is always looking out for me that way. He has told me countless times that I must act quickly because time is running out. He’s been saying that about the Donor Wall since he first brought it up, weeks ago. Since then, he’s given me a generous number of only chances.
The president and others in his inner circle, including Donald Jr., have also sent me multiple limited-time offers to have my name appear on his birthday card. I’ve been given about ten “last chances” to do this since mid-May, including one from Jr. that promised me “priority access to sign my father’s Official Birthday Card before ANYONE ELSE.” I missed all of these chances. But, who knows, maybe there will be others before his actual birthday on June 14?
The emails from Donald Jr. are often quite personal. “He’s asking about you,” he confided to me recently. “Can I tell my father you stepped up?” He added: “My father wants to see an updated donor list first thing tomorrow morning. I want him to know that he has your support 100%.” I wonder how that conversation went.
Other emails have offered me opportunities to buy an ULTRAMAGA t-shirt, inspired by Joe Biden’s crack about the “ultra-MAGA agenda,” or an “Official Trump Gold Card,” which appears to be an actual plastic gold card with the donor’s name and “member number” on it. (It is unclear if the gold cards will carry forward member numbers from last fall’s “Official Trump Cards,” which were red.) All are available for just $45.
But only if I act before 11:59 p.m. Otherwise, I am just going to have to wait until the following day.
Ha! I wonder how many MAGA Morons on this forum are falling for Trump's fucking scam. I bet a whole bunch.
