Melania’s $75M Movie Flops Spectacularly — Empty Seats, Weak Sales, and Mockery Everywhere

[Number Six]

Melania’s $75M Movie Flops Spectacularly — Empty Seats, Weak Sales, and Mockery Everywhere

The First Lady’s long-hyped cinematic moment is already collapsing into a punchline. Melania, the glossy, heavily financed documentary centered on Melania Trump in the days leading up to Donald Trump’s second inauguration, is posting abysmal ticket sales and drawing...

dailyboulder.com

 

[Grokmaster]

Best opening for a documentary in over a decade. Try again.

Box Office: ‘Melania’ Heads for $8 Million Opening, the Best Showing in a Decade for a Doc

Melania Trump's new Amazon MGM documentary — the most expensive in history — is even beating out Jason Statham's new action for a third-place finish behind 'Send Help' and 'Iron Lung' after galvanizing older conservative females and earning an A-CinemaScore.

www.hollywoodreporter.com

 

[Walt]

Best opening for a documentary in over a decade. Try again.

Sometimes the IRS will just physically go to a store or restaurant to check for money laundering. They walk in and order a slice of pizza. The person behind the counter admits that the pizza has all gone stale, and they are the first customers all of the day(and it is in the evening). They then look at the records, and see it was supposedly a blockbuster sales day... And that is how they know money laundering is happening.

Do you even know anyone who has seen this film? Does the film even exist?