Hoosier Daddy
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Senator Ted Cruz confirmed yesterday that a recent impromptu trip to Hawaii was due to his daughters demanding one after thunderstorms and possible tornadoes were forecast for where they live in Texas.
"My daughters have been physically intimidating me for the last 5 years and I am at my wit's end, "Cruz admitted, holding back tears.
"I never admitted it before because it might hurt me politically, so I decided to just park my head up Trump's ass and be his lackey and hope for the best," he went on, now sobbing like a little bitch.
Conman Trump affirmed Cruz has had his head up his ass for the last 6 years, and belittled him for it. "The little weasel ASKED for permission first! I told him I did not ask for permission before I stuck my head up Putin's ass, or the Saudi Arabian murderer king, or the Chinese guy or even the North Korean guy, I just did it!"
"My daughters have been physically intimidating me for the last 5 years and I am at my wit's end, "Cruz admitted, holding back tears.
"I never admitted it before because it might hurt me politically, so I decided to just park my head up Trump's ass and be his lackey and hope for the best," he went on, now sobbing like a little bitch.
Conman Trump affirmed Cruz has had his head up his ass for the last 6 years, and belittled him for it. "The little weasel ASKED for permission first! I told him I did not ask for permission before I stuck my head up Putin's ass, or the Saudi Arabian murderer king, or the Chinese guy or even the North Korean guy, I just did it!"
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