Lindsay Lohan Is Now a Burkini Model

[Granule]

Mean Girls star and aspiring foreign diplomat Lindsay Lohan was spotted surfing in a burkini during a beach vacation in Thailand, according to an exclusive photo shoot in theDaily Mail.

The burkini was invented in 2004 as sportswear that would allow Muslim women to uphold Islamic modesty traditions, although designer Aheda Zanetti has said she has sold the product to many non-Muslims as well. Lohan hasn’t officially converted to Islam, but she has embraced it more and more recently.

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Good for you, Lind Lu Luah!! Just don't forget about where you came from before deciding to intern for ISIS!

 

[Buckly J. Ewer]

If this means anything at all to you, you are fucking retarded.

 

[Darth Omar]

What is it with lefties and Islam?

 

[Buckly J. Ewer]

What is it with lefties and Islam?

If that is your take-away, you are every bit as retarded as Granny...

 

[Airstrip One]

I'm always somewhat surprised that Lindsey decided to be the greatest trainwreck of all the celebrities out there.

 

[Buckly J. Ewer]

I'm always somewhat surprised that Lindsey decided to be the greatest trainwreck of all the celebrities out there.

It's not at all uncommon for child stars.
Just look at Miley...

 

[Celticguy]

Now give Shia La Boof

I'm always somewhat surprised that Lindsey decided to be the greatest trainwreck of all the celebrities out there.

Now give ShiaLaBoof his due, he has sold three tickets to his latest movie.

 

[Bill]

Will anyone be posting a pict the pale freckled girl covered up in the Thai UV's??

 

[Airstrip One]

It's not at all uncommon for child stars.
Just look at Miley...

Yeah, but I think she's basically hit as low as she plans to go. Lindsey has essentially made herself unmarketable, because she can't sit still long enough to make a movie.

 

[Cancel 2018.2]

Will there be a new song, itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow polkadot burkini?

 

[Element-22-Cat]

Will anyone be posting a pict the pale freckled girl covered up in the Thai UV's??

For you Bill:

Can't you imagine all the hidden pockets you could have in that outfit in which you could hide your cocaine stash?

It looks like one of those stupid costumes some aliens would wear in the original Star Trek.

 

[Darth Omar]

It's not at all uncommon for child stars.
Just look at Miley...

Do we have to?

 

[Granule]

If this means anything at all to you, you are fucking retarded.

Stop defending Islam, you fucking bigot fascist.

 

[Granule]

If that is your take-away, you are every bit as retarded as Granny...

Nobody tries to hide his stupidity like you do, underpants. I mean, you're dropping group IQ levels everywhere you go and it's as if you weren't aware!

 

[Bill]

For you Bill:

Can't you imagine all the hidden pockets you could have in that outfit in which you could hide your cocaine stash?

It looks like one of those stupid costumes some aliens would wear in the original Star Trek.

LOL, looks kinda like a baggy wet suit.......