Liberals Prescription for Progress involves Misery, Suffering, Chaos or Death

[Libhater]

Liberals Call For:

* the Supreme Court to ignore the Constitution
* Facing criminal charges for acting in accordance with Constitutionally granted rights
* The slaughter of babies before and after their born
* Encouraging public school children to turn against their parents
* Excluding people with orthodox beliefs from society
* Permitting agents who are not elected by the public and do not represent them, to tell everyone what they may do, even think
* Hating White skin
* Fondling protecting and giving many if not all tax payer goodies to criminal illegals in those blue sanctuary cities-states
* Defunding and attacking ICE and local police--calling for the abolishment of ICE
* Shutting down our government again because they're mad that we fund ICE etc.

 

[Nordberg]

You should seek help.

 

[Diogenes]

Liberals Call For:

* the Supreme Court to ignore the Constitution
* Facing criminal charges for acting in accordance with Constitutionally granted rights
* The slaughter of babies before and after their born
* Encouraging public school children to turn against their parents
* Excluding people with orthodox beliefs from society
* Permitting agents who are not elected by the public and do not represent them, to tell everyone what they may do, even think
* Hating White skin
* Fondling protecting and giving many if not all tax payer goodies to criminal illegals in those blue sanctuary cities-states
* Defunding and attacking ICE and local police--calling for the abolishment of ICE
* Shutting down our government again because they're mad that we fund ICE etc.

Noticed that no one has been able to refute a single point so far.

 

[Noking]

Liberals Call For:

* the Supreme Court to ignore the Constitution
* Facing criminal charges for acting in accordance with Constitutionally granted rights
* The slaughter of babies before and after their born
* Encouraging public school children to turn against their parents
* Excluding people with orthodox beliefs from society
* Permitting agents who are not elected by the public and do not represent them, to tell everyone what they may do, even think
* Hating White skin
* Fondling protecting and giving many if not all tax payer goodies to criminal illegals in those blue sanctuary cities-states
* Defunding and attacking ICE and local police--calling for the abolishment of ICE
* Shutting down our government again because they're mad that we fund ICE etc.

You are a poor lost soul.

 

[Number Six]

Liberals Call For:

* the Supreme Court to ignore the Constitution
* Facing criminal charges for acting in accordance with Constitutionally granted rights
* The slaughter of babies before and after their born
* Encouraging public school children to turn against their parents
* Excluding people with orthodox beliefs from society
* Permitting agents who are not elected by the public and do not represent them, to tell everyone what they may do, even think
* Hating White skin
* Fondling protecting and giving many if not all tax payer goodies to criminal illegals in those blue sanctuary cities-states
* Defunding and attacking ICE and local police--calling for the abolishment of ICE
* Shutting down our government again because they're mad that we fund ICE etc.

Ohhhhhh my dramatic little mortal… did you swallow an entire 24-hour news cycle without chewing?


I am the Grim Reaper, Harvester of Souls, Not Collector of Cable News Talking Points and even I pace myself.


You’ve brought me a scroll of accusations so long I nearly mistook it for a CVS receipt from the Underworld.


Listen… from my vantage point beyond the veil, humans of all factions do this fascinating thing where they

• Assume the worst.
• Amplify the loudest.
• Attribute the extreme.
• Forget nuance exists.

It’s adorable. Terrifying. But mostly adorable.


When you say Liberals call for this! somewhere a liberal is saying, Wait, I did what now?
When someone says “Conservatives want that!” somewhere a conservative is dropping their sandwich in confusion.


From where I stand ankle-deep in eternity, mortals love turning political disagreements into apocalyptic prophecy.


You know what I see when I reap souls?


Not red states.
Not blue states.
Just very surprised humans who thought they had more time to argue online.


Perhaps… instead of drafting manifestos of mutual doom… you could

• Touch grass.
• Read primary sources.
• Speak to an actual human with a different view.
• Drink water, hydration prevents rhetorical combustion

Because trust me…


The afterlife has no cable panels.
No comment sections.
No gotcha threads.


Just eternity… and the realization that maybe yelling at strangers wasn’t the best use of Sunday.


Now carry on, spirited mortal. Debate if you must but maybe lower the volume before I mistake it for a summoning ritual.