Just Jokes

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The Jewish year is 5786. The Chinese year is now 4723.

This means that the Jews had to live for 1,063 years without Chinese food, a time known as the "Dark Ages"

 

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What do you call a Jewish detective?

Shylock Holmes

 

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That's the first and last time i'll ever use a german plumber. Stupid bastard connected my shower to the gas

 

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My Kid: "Dad, did your parents take good care of you when you were a kid?

Me: "When I was a kid, they had to have tv commercials asking parents if they knew were their kids were”

 

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Lesson learned: do not recommend good music to women.

I got smacked in the face 3 different times for asking if they’d be interested in some aural pleasure.

 

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What is the difference between a lost golf ball and Lady Godiva?

One is a hunt on a course..

 

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My black colleague at work was a bit upset and said, "My uncle died, he was like a father to me."

"Were you very close?," I asked.

"No," he replied, "I've never met him

 

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I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW A CEMETERY CAN RAISE ITS FUNERAL PRICES AND BLAME IT ON THE COST OF LIVING!