ISLAM - THE GREAT HOAX

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RELIGION is defined as THE BELIEF IN AND WORSHIP IF A SUPERHUMAN POWER, especially, A GOD OR GODS.




ISLAM is typically regarded as a religion. ISLAM claims that its god, ALLAH, is the only true god. ALLAH is a supernatural entity who is claimed to be omnipotent, omniscient, eternal, and so on just like the God of Christianity. The Christian God inhabits a celestial realm called "The Kingdom of Heaven"; whereas ALLAH's paradise is called "JANNAH."





Persons who are followers of the "religion" of ISLAM are called MUSLiMS.



Whereas Christians most sacred text is THE BIBLE, the most sacred holy scripture for muslims is a book called the KORAN.




The KORAN is believed to be a record of the literal word of ALLAH. It is sail that ALLAH gave the verses of the KORAN to the Archangel Gabriel (in Jannah ); Gabriel's chief job is as a communicator (He passes messages fro Heaven to Earth, etc). So Gabriel flew down to Earth and gave the verses of the Koran Allah had given him, the Prophet Muhammad. Muhammad committed the verses to memory and then had scribes copy them down (in 7th-century Arabic to keep a permanent record. When Allah has finished sending Muhammad what he wanted to say, all of the recorded verses were collected together and the finished product was/is called the KORAN.




So when a muslim reads the Koran, he is literally reading the words of ALLAH (at least, that is what he believes).




THE TRUTH IS THAT THERE IS NO GOD NAMED ALLAH.; AND "THE PROPHET" MUHAMMAD" WAS NEVER VISITED BY THE ARCHANGEL GABRIEL TATHER, "THE PROPHET" MUHAMMAD (WHO DID EXIST IN ARABIA from (b) 570 AD - (d) 632 AD was a psychopath and a sexual pervert who pulled the the entire contents of the KORAN out of his hairy, Arab ass.




HERE'S THE PROOF




There's lots of ways to proove how the KORAN as the most sacred scripture in Islam (revealled by Allah himself) is just a pile of pure bull-shit written by a nutcase called Mihammad (who was a murderer, Warlord, had 9 wives, (one of whom he married when she was 9 y.o.) kept sex slaves he had captured in battles for his personal delectation; bought , traded and sold black African sex-sleves as well.






ALLAH'S HEAVEN....




Befire you reads this, remember that ALLAH is the ISLAMIC version of out Christian GOD. Now, GOD is perfect, Right ? Gog knows everything, He knows the TRUTH about everything; GOD can't LIE or MAKE-IP BULLSHIT, Right ? OK, well muslims say exactly the same thing about their god, ALLAH. That means that what ALLAH says in the KORAN is 100% CORRECT/TRUTHFUL/PERFECT.





The sources for what I am about relate (1) THE KORAN and (2) THE HADITH. In ISLAM, he KORAN is the most authoritative sacred scripture; the HADITH is the second most authoritative scripture.




THE "HOORI"




If you have been a good muslim boy who had led a righteous life and obeyed the will of ALLAH then when you did you will be welcomed into muslim Heaven, which is called "JANNAH."




One of the major attractions of JANNAH are the "HOORI" (NB: the English word WHORE is derived from "HOORI")

The HOURI are SUPER-HOT beautiful young virgin women. THEY WERE CREATED BY ALLAH.

Upsn entering JANNAH, each believer will receive 72 celestial virgins (70 or 72 is the number given in the Hadith, the Koran states "several"


The "HOORI" are young women who never age.

HOURIS have a modest gaze and a very demure, feminine manner

They are exquisitely beautiful with wide, sensuous eyes .

* The "HOORI" are so pure that their is describes as having the white appearance of a flawless pearl, while their flesh has a clear translucent quality.

* HOORI'S all have voluptuous, full-grown, swelling or breasts.

* All HOURI'S have delectable, libidinous vaginas (nor do they have any public hair). Also, the first time a muslim in Jannah has sexual intercourse with his HOORI, he will naturally break their hymens, but after they finish having sex, the HOORIS hymens magically repair them selves, so they remain virgins eternally.

* The HOURI do not have children; nor do they NOT: urinate, defecate (have "dingle-berries); have smelly twats, menstruate, fart or anything else grubby ot unpleasant.

* The HOURI never NAG or whinge or argue with their "husbands. Their only interest is in making sure their "husband"/masters are perfectly content




HOW COULD ONE MAN IN "JANNAL" HEEP ALL OF HIS 72 HOURI SATISFIED?




Well, I'm glad you asked. Ine Jannah, Allah gives each man a long, thigk dick AND a permanent erection. Not just that but he also ptovides aech man with the sexual energy (libido and erotic desire of 50 to 100 men. Together, this gives him the ability to knock off HOORIS to his hearts cintent. Young AUSSIE men gan only deal with one peace of ass at a time. In fact, the girls here nick-name them wombats. You see, a cute wombat is an Aussie animal that lives in the bush and eats roots, shoots and leaves. Young Australian men have a habit of getting their girl friend to cook dinners for then, but as soon as they have eaten the meal ("EATS") they insist on a session of("quick and dirty") sex (a "root"). Then, as soon as they ejaculate ("SHOOT"), they quickly leave ("LEAVE") the bedroom and head for the "Pub." So, like the wombat, he: EATS", "ROOTS","SHOOTS" ans "LEAVES".





OO I ASH YOU....




Whatv kind of perfectly righteous god ("ALLAH") lives in a heaven ("JANNAH") that He advertises as operating like gigantic 5-star BROTHEL? Ehat kind of religion boasts a celestial realm that is like Hugh Hefner's PLAYBOY MANSION "on steroids", or a never-ending pornographic film with a cast of millions.




I would have though that heaven is not the kind of place where you spend most of your time satisfying your animal lust on a personal collection of 72 virgins with tight, lubricious "Hoo-Hars."






IN CONCLUSION
, there is no Islamic god named "ALLAH. The Prophet Muhammad was the author the KORAN, and Muhammad was a very MAD and very BAD dude. Muhammad became a Warlord during the time he was in Medina. In order to build up his armies he tried various way to recruit young, fit men to fight with him. But he had trouble, because medieval warfare was a pretty brutal affair. I mean in the 7th-century men were fighting each other with medieval weapons maces, pikes, swords, axes, etc. Also this was in Arabia, where battles were fought in a hot, arid desert. For soldiers, the chances of being killed in combat were relatively high, so a lot of the young muslims Muhammad tried to recruit said "Thanks 'Super-M', I'd love to help you out, but -eerm- but I just scored a new job at "Maccas" and I need to get some cash together.




So Muhammad thinks to himesolf what to young men all really like.? That easy, they like getting laid as often as possible o sex-crazy. Anyway just around this time Muhammad reveals to the muslim faithful that he has received revelations from Allah One of them is that Allah reserves a special place in JANNAH for martyrs. To sacrifice one's life in Jihah (Holy War) oin the name of Allah is the most noble service a muslim can offer for his God. Also Muhammad trll of the Houri in Jannah that Allah has described to him.





Muhammad's recruiting problems soon disappear. Young muslim men are prepared to join Muhammad's armies, they know they could well be killed BUT if so they would die MARTYRS and be instantly transported to JANNAH. And guess what will be waiting for them there? Yes, 72, HOTTIE, perpetual, celestial , young virgins with buxom/perky titties, and nice tight , juicy pussies ready and willing to be given a good seeing to; and that's just the start.






Forgive me if I'm mistaken, but I din't reoall reading any part of the Bible, or being told of any passages in the Bible that carry on with this kind of bullshit. I mean, does Jesus ever day follow my teachings - and God's, Commandments - and you will earn your reward in the Kingdom of Heaven - where you will be able fuck RED - HOT, big - tittie virgins for eternity?


Dachshund the Winder Hound

DLM - DaACHSHUND LIVES MATTER !!
 
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