Airstrip One
Completely Effed
http://www.nytimes.com/2012/10/13/world/nobel-peace-prize.html
Start two world wars that cause massive death and devastation, leaving you weak and irrelevant. Then award yourself a Nobel Peace Prize because you are no longer strong enough to stroke your ego via war and have had do so via committee for the better part of a half century.

Start two world wars that cause massive death and devastation, leaving you weak and irrelevant. Then award yourself a Nobel Peace Prize because you are no longer strong enough to stroke your ego via war and have had do so via committee for the better part of a half century.
