How many Obamas does it take to change a light bulb?

[Dixie - In Memoriam]

242!

1 to hold the light bulb,
4 to turn the ladder,
35 to assess conformity to OSHA workplace requirements,
72 to assess the environmental impact of the burnt-out bulb disposal,
30 to participate in a task force to evaluate green energy solutions for a replacement bulb,
24 to script his actions,
27 to script instructions and 1 to work the teleprompter,
48 to work with the justice department to sue the light bulb manufacturer

...and yet, still, Obama never does get that light bulb changed.

 

[USFREEDOM911]

242!

1 to hold the light bulb,
4 to turn the ladder,
35 to assess conformity to OSHA workplace requirements,
72 to assess the environmental impact of the burnt-out bulb disposal,
30 to participate in a task force to evaluate green energy solutions for a replacement bulb,
24 to script his actions,
27 to script instructions and 1 to work the teleprompter,
48 to work with the justice department to sue the light bulb manufacturer

...and yet, still, Obama never does get that light bulb changed.

But you're still a wuss.

 

[Damocles]

LOL. You forgot the 20 required to reject any help offered from people with accents.

 

[Minister of Truth]

Also, the number to sit at the table conducting beer diplomacy between the guys that disagree with changing the lightbulb and those that argue emphatically that it should proceed as planned.