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DamnYankee
Loyal to the end
More concealed carry permits issued.
Mott the Hoople
Sweet Jane
The kevlar notebook paper hasn't hurt either!
christiefan915
Catalyst
DamnYankee
Loyal to the end
Minister of Truth
Practically Perfect
Amster-day-um
Lowaicue
英語在香港
4/20? 9/11? Gitmo? Gooks? Just ways of sanitising bad news. Sanitise it and the horror no longer exists ... and that's exactly what they want. Go shopping, Americans. Go friggin' shopping! No money? Oh come on. You can borrow again.
Blame the commies. Blame the Muslims. Blame ANYONE but NEVER blame America!!!!
USFREEDOM911
MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN
TuTu Monroe
A Realist
You are always blaming America which shows how liberal minded you are. Oh yes, and there's the part when you called for the assassination of the President.
Lowaicue
英語在香港
and you want to blame someone else for problems brought about in some considerable degree by bad management?
Of course you do. To repeat: It cannot possibly be your own fault, can it?
I am not calling for the assassination of your president. I called for the death of a lying, corrupt murderer that you and people like you sent to the whitehouse. (You did not have the humanity in you to vote for your new president.)
Had someone done the deed then half the problems that are causing you concern would not have happened.
Bury the bastard - it doesn't matter now whether he is alive or dead. Just bury him.
You want me to say it louder?
And the rest of the world. "Always blame America, never blame yourself, it doesn't matter if you are neck deep in your own doo-doo, blame it on America."
When it stinks so bad to live in Cuba, people tie car doors together to use as a boat to try to get to the US, blame it on America, it must be those sanctions. Make sure to point out they have well-trained doctors as you do.
When people bomb a train station in Spain to get the government to do something, and it does. Blame it on America. Blame the next attack too, it isn't like you haven't taught people who bomb stuff that you will do what they say... That's America's fault.
When there are food shortages in Venezuela because centralized government is an inefficient means of controlling supply, blame that on America. Go on the TV stations your government owns and tell them its America's fault, your people will believe you.
When pirates are attacking boats from the failed Islamofascist nation of Somalia. Blame that on America, they just didn't do enough to stop people from dumping trash...
When your government gives up the city you live in to a nation you want no part of, blame that on America. If America didn't buy the crap they made there, then that nation would have no interest in your city...
Lowaicue
英語在香港
Y'know you are right.
Your economy set the economies of the world crashing. Your violence, the way you have, for decades, stomped the faces of your erstwhile friends and allies as you try to use the world as your own property has destroyed your credibility and made you the right people to blame for MANY of the world's ills.
AQ started their little war with you first. Was that because you are little Miss Bountiful? No. It was because you openly support a racist regime in Israel.
When Britain, your staunchest ally, refused to fight for you in Vietnam you tried to teach us a lesson in hardship. It was that that forced the weak Tony Blair to follow your lunatic president into Iraq.
You tell the world that if it wasnt for you we would all be speaking German, as if you arrived at the front in good time instead of sitting on your fat arses to see which way it was going before you chose sides and then what did you give? Frig all. We paid for EVERY bullet.
We were bloody stupid then, we were bloody stupid to follow you into Iraq. We are bloody stupid to be looking westwards across the Atlantic to the falsest friend a nation could ever have.
Yes, sir. We blame America and rightly so.
To lump in poor government in Venezuela or no government ib Somalia is ridiculous.
I'm afraid your final paragraph is too deep for me to understand....
Yeah, I know I'm right. People will blame America for their teenage zits because they refuse introspection, then offer up "advise" to Americans about introspection.
In this world today, everything is America's fault. It's cool though, we have big shoulders and we can handle it.
charver
You lookin' at my pint?
That's the spirit, Damo.
I appreciate that a lot of those things that America is responsible for were often the result of actions that you yourself would not have supported but it's nice to see you accepting responsibility for all of America.
BTW...my internet connection has been a little slow the last couple of days and i'm assuming America will be offering me a full apology forthwith. Much obliged.
Of course. I'm sorry you had teenage acne. It's all our fault.
charver
You lookin' at my pint?
Definitely. And they set the example followed by America by actually saving their hostages rather than just paying the pirates money. I think it's the wine though. But when I said "you" it was the collective you, as in all the teenager acne in Britain. Yeah, that was us. We created Acne as part of the "just say no to sex" program.
charver
You lookin' at my pint?
They did a much better job than when they had hostages held in Lebanon, when the then government arranged to pay a ransom and the opposition party offered to pay a little more if they were held until after the general election was over.
(i suppose i should say "allegedly" seeing as Jaques Chirac is still alive)