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U. S. NAVY Veteran
And you wonder why Oboma got elected and Barney Frank and Pelosi get re-elected......

HIGH SCHOOL TEST ANSWERS

1. Charles Darwin was a naturalist who wrote the organ of the species.
2. Benjamin Franklin produced electricity by rubbing cats back-wards.
3. The theory of evolution was greatly objected to because it made man think.

4. Three kinds of blood vessels are arteries, vanes and caterpillars.
5. The dodo is a bird that is almost decent by now.
6. To remove air from a flask, fill it with water, tip the water out, and
put the cork in quick before the air can get back in.

7. The process of turning steam back into water again is called
conversation.
8. A magnet is something you find crawling all over a dead cat.
9. The Earth makes one resolution every 24 hours.
10. The cuckoo bird does not lay his own eggs.

11. To collect fumes of sulfur, hold a deacon over a flame in a test tube.
12. Parallel lines never meet, unless you bend one or both of them.
13. Algebraical symbols are used when you do not know what you are talking about.

14. Geometry teaches us to bisex angles.
15. A circle is a line which meets its other end without ending.

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Stroadicus of Pensacolicus
John STROADE Shay, Sr.
Still: Gleefully Retired!!!
 
there is no point to 99.99999 percent of your posts

Awwwwww....did I hurt poor widdle Yurtsie's feelings yesterday with all of those pesky widdle facts about media coverage over the past few years?

Sorry 'bout that, Yurtsie. I know it must be difficult for you.

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Awwwwww....did I hurt poor widdle Yurtsie's feelings yesterday with all of those pesky widdle facts about media coverage over the past few years?

Sorry 'bout that, Yurtsie. I know it must be difficult for you.

:cof1:

i see...so now you're adding "delusional" to your bag of issues alongside your creepy homosexual nicknames for me
 
i see...so now you're adding "delusional" to your bag of issues alongside your creepy homosexual nicknames for me

Eh - I'm one who doesn't think there is anything "delusional" about links with actual facts and statistics, as opposed to your imposing counter-argument that "any 5-year old knows! Really!"

Yurtsie!

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Most of these are mild mistypes. It is strange that conservatives consider mild mistypes the most egregious sign of stupidity, rather than someone answering "God did it" to how "How was the universe created?" IMHO, any student who answeres that way should be expelled and never allowed back in school, because they'll never amount to anything anyway. Might as well not waste taxpayer dollars on them.
 
kinda funny navy village people bravo talking about intelligence. He's too limited to know the higher educated voted Obama and the GED voted tea bag.
 
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