Earl Buttz
Amerikan
You know what makes me sick? You know what makes me so mad I just wanna torpedo the tiddy bowl man?
I just figured a good thing about being middle aged about right now. I dun the math and if I carried my numbers right we could all be dead before the earth goes completely to hell. That's right! Thank God for small favors.
You know what I heard? Some pencil pushin science dweeb somewhere said that fer humans to survive on this earth we's gonna have to give up flush toilets. That's what he said! Now, were talking about yer basic break down of human civilization with out yer flush toilet. These geniuses did the figurin. They said yer average American uses 4,000 gallons of water each year flushin his toilet. They say water is to precious to waste like that. We got to figur out a better way to take a dump. Errr, what we talkin about here? Giant human liter boxes?
Let me ask ya'll a question, ya'll ever been to an Octoberfest where every one is sucking back some beers? The got that roll of port a pots out back behind the stage. Ya'll want your life to be like that? Given my druthers I say we all keep flusin and we all leave this planet together. It's ether that or we all start tinklin in wood chips.
You know that Al Gore and his bunch of environmental pin heads is behind this. First they take our cars, then they take our light bulbs and next thing ya knowed were all squattin in a sand box and racking out the clumps. These science egg heads are all ready sayin on other parts of the world they all ready got toilets that are friendly to the planet. They got something they call squat toilets where you just squat over a hole in the floor. Yea, we got something like that. IT'S CALLED CAMPING DIP STICK!!!!
WAKE UP AMERICA!!!
They say we got to come up with toilets friendly to the earth. I dunno about you but I want a toilet friendly to my butt! Yea, you can have my flush toilet when you can pry my cold dead fanny off it!!!!
Buttz out!
I just figured a good thing about being middle aged about right now. I dun the math and if I carried my numbers right we could all be dead before the earth goes completely to hell. That's right! Thank God for small favors.
You know what I heard? Some pencil pushin science dweeb somewhere said that fer humans to survive on this earth we's gonna have to give up flush toilets. That's what he said! Now, were talking about yer basic break down of human civilization with out yer flush toilet. These geniuses did the figurin. They said yer average American uses 4,000 gallons of water each year flushin his toilet. They say water is to precious to waste like that. We got to figur out a better way to take a dump. Errr, what we talkin about here? Giant human liter boxes?
Let me ask ya'll a question, ya'll ever been to an Octoberfest where every one is sucking back some beers? The got that roll of port a pots out back behind the stage. Ya'll want your life to be like that? Given my druthers I say we all keep flusin and we all leave this planet together. It's ether that or we all start tinklin in wood chips.
You know that Al Gore and his bunch of environmental pin heads is behind this. First they take our cars, then they take our light bulbs and next thing ya knowed were all squattin in a sand box and racking out the clumps. These science egg heads are all ready sayin on other parts of the world they all ready got toilets that are friendly to the planet. They got something they call squat toilets where you just squat over a hole in the floor. Yea, we got something like that. IT'S CALLED CAMPING DIP STICK!!!!
WAKE UP AMERICA!!!
They say we got to come up with toilets friendly to the earth. I dunno about you but I want a toilet friendly to my butt! Yea, you can have my flush toilet when you can pry my cold dead fanny off it!!!!
Buttz out!
