Emperor Watermark's Cabinet

[FUCK THE POLICE]

First Minister - Bernie Sanders
Foreign Minister - Dennis Kucinich
Minister of the Treasury - Paul Krugman
Minister of War - This unconstitutional anti-human monstrosity would be abolished, and all living former holders of this position would be sent to the Hague to be tried and justly drawn and quartered for their crimes against humanity
Minister of Justice - Jeralyn Merritt
Interior Minister - Al Franken
Minister of Agriculture - Mitt Romney
Minister of Commerce - Joseph Stiglitz
Minister of Labour - Jack Layton
Minister of Health - Anthony Wiener
Minister of Housing - Jimmy McMillian
Minister of Transportation - John Boehner
Minister of Energy - Al Gore
Minister of Education - Donald Trump
Minister of Veteran's Affairs - John McCain

 

[Guns Guns Guns]

Mittzie the Mass Mormon for Ag?

I suppose he could single-handedly fertilize America's crops with his bull-shit.

 

[DamnYankee]

I'm surprised Krugman's not on all of the positions like he is on you. Mumbles.

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

Mittzie the Mass Mormon for Ag?

I suppose he could single-handedly fertilize America's crops with his bull-shit.

I gave him a worthless position to mock him.

 

[Billy the Great Khan]

Interesting how you would kill all defense secretaries but retain the VA.

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

Interesting how you would kill all defense secretaries but retain the VA.

Well I didn't think about it that much. As I went through, I realized that I couldn't come up with the same sort of huge list of comparatively ridiculously liberal people to counter Dixie, which both depressed me and made me proud. Paul Krugman? The biggest left-winger America has? He's a freaking economist who's honestly not even that left-wing in any objective sense. Where are the revolutionaries and labor leaders of the past? Is all we really have defending us a bourgeoisie who looks out of his ivory tower and suddenly realizes "Holy shit guys, we've gone too far!"

 

[DamnYankee]

Mumbles I'm surprised that you can see past Krugman's gut, your face being, you know, down there....

 

[Airstrip One]

So... how "foreign" would Kucinich's Ministry Office extend out/up?

Also, could you replace Joseph Stiglitz with Hugo Stiglitz?

 

[Billy the Great Khan]

Well I didn't think about it that much. As I went through, I realized that I couldn't come up with the same sort of huge list of comparatively ridiculously liberal people to counter Dixie, which both depressed me and made me proud. Paul Krugman? The biggest left-winger America has? He's a freaking economist who's honestly not even that left-wing in any objective sense. Where are the revolutionaries and labor leaders of the past? Is all we really have defending us a bourgeoisie who looks out of his ivory tower and suddenly realizes "Holy shit guys, we've gone too far!"

The revolutionaries are all Libertarian. Like you and I.