DEMOCRATS ARE DOOMED, ACCORDING TO SCIENCE™
Nasty Nancy Pelosi (D., Calif.) has tested positive for COVID-19, her office announced Thursday.
Pelosi, who recently celebrated her 82nd birthday, is far more likely to be killed by the virus than a younger person, according to DEMOCRAT-proclaimed SCIENCE™.
A contact-tracing analysis of Pelosi's public appearances over the past 72 hours suggests that her behavior could threaten the lives of the DEMOCRAT Party's senior leaders, who are also elderly.
On Wednesday, for example, Pelosi and other senior (in both senses of the word) DEMOCRATS were at the White House to observe bungling Biden, 79, sign into law their legislation weaponizing the U.S. Postal Service.
Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer (D., N.Y.) was there, along with House Majority Leader Steny Hoyer (D., Md.), who will turn 83 in June, and House Majority Whip Jim Clyburn (D., S.C.), who will turn 82 in July.
https://freebeacon.com/parody/pelosi-covid-death-vector/