Tobytone
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I was crying with laughter watching this saga unfold, it's comedy gold! If this Maryland dad's love story wraps up with Garcia boarding a plane to Eswatini, it'll be a Hollywood ending for the ages. Eswatini's calling Garcia's name, a perfect spot to dust himself off and dive into the local scene. Maybe he'll smuggle some Corn Beer for kicks, rustle up a few cows (the real Eswatini currency), or charm his way into the King's inner circle, 40 years ruling, countless wives, and a legendary hippo tipping bash to boot. Just one rule: steer clear of the cannibals. And if he's out on a midnight Corn Beer run, he better dodge those hippo crossings, hitting one's like kissing a concrete wall at 60 mph. Bet he's thrilled he hitched his wagon to the Democrats, they've really set him up for the good life.
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