But he's innocent!

[Cadillac Man]

Coke Dealer: "Hey, I got some good blow. Wanna set up and appointment and hook up?"



Sane Person:



Calls the police.



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Russian Attorney: "Hey Donny Jr., wanna see some hacked Hillary emails?"



Donny Jr: "Hey, I'd love it as much as snatching your киска!"

 

[Sailor]

Wonders why he has to work for the government. No one in the real world would hire the idiot.

 

[evince]

hey Im the one who robbed your neighbor


lets meet so you can buy the stolen jewelry


I love it

 

[Micawber]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9ZKB-ZQTkO8