Black Lives Matter: Hurricane Matthew Evacuation Order

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Former Vice President
Because us crackers can't know what it is like to be a negro in America and because the negro is so disadvantaged, I did not want the negro in Florida to be unfairly disadvantaged with having the opportunity to evacuate like those poor souls during Katrina.

So this is my public service announcement for all negroes in the affected area

"Wazzup, mutha-fukkas! Hehr-i-cane Chamiqua be headin' fo' yo ass like Leroy on a rocket!
Bitch be a category fo'!
So, turn off dem chitlins, grab yo' chirren, leave yo crib, and head fo' de nearest FEMA office fo yo FREE shit."
 
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