Big Butter Jesus Burns Down!

Touchdown Jesus is a landmark!
I know, when ever I drove to Cincinnati for a Reds game that was the landmark I'd look for to know I was getting close to the outer beltway. It just won't seem right with out Big Butter Jesus. I hope they rebuild him. Maybe this time they'll use something less conductive. Like chocolate pudding?
 
I just don't see what made people think it was made of "butter"...

It sorta looked like that, but it wasn't really made of butter... :P
 
Sounds more like lightning acting like lightning and hitting the tallest structure in the area.

Which, thanks to insecure Christians in the area, just happened to be a 300 foot statue of Jesus celebrating a touchdown!

The truly pious don't need such aggrandizing displays of their religion.

How many other religions feel a giant statue of their redeemer is necessary in order to better communicate with God?
 
I just don't see what made people think it was made of "butter"...

It sorta looked like that, but it wasn't really made of butter... :P

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Which, thanks to insecure Christians in the area, just happened to be a 300 foot statue of Jesus celebrating a touchdown!

The truly pious don't need such aggrandizing displays of their religion.

How many other religions feel a giant statue of their redeemer is necessary in order to better communicate with God?
Well, we all know that Jebus loves his football. The only thing better would be if somebody had built a huge TV with Football on it on the other side of the highway...
 
I just don't see what made people think it was made of "butter"...

It sorta looked like that, but it wasn't really made of butter... :P
Well it's actual name is "The King of Kings Statue" but Heywood Banks saw it and wrote a song about it called "Big Butter Jesus" and the name kinda stuck.
 
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