Anyone Heard From Cawacko?

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I hope this wasn't him:

A hapless bandit lost his wig, sunglasses and $115,000 worth of casino chips when security wrestled him to the floor during a botched weekend heist at a posh Vegas Strip resort, authorities said Monday.

Two men attempted to rob the Bellagio on Saturday night by spraying a blackjack dealer and others with a caustic eye-burning chemical, police said.

With the distraction in the air, Michael Q. Belton snatched up nearly two dozen high-value chips and took off for the door, according to a police report.

The man who sprayed the noxious gas escaped, but Belton was tackled to the floor and held until police arrived.
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http://www.csmonitor.com/USA/Latest...ed-Thief-loses-wig-in-155-000-attempted-heist
 
stealing high value chips is retarded. you can't even fence them. cranberries even have rfid ini some of them.
 
Oh that's awesome. Has Cawacko written all over it for sure. And you know he'd end up being the one who got left behind, slammed spread eagle on the ground, and is in custody.

I bet he puked.
 
Who has two thumbs and gets a fever/the flu at their bachelor party and can barely drink or eat the entire weekend? Yep, this guy. What a sad performance by yours truly. Still had a great time but when you have 13 really drunk guys there to celebrate you and you are sober it is a lot overwhelming.

What's really funny is we had one guy take off from dinner Saturday night not to be heard from again. On Moday someone forwarded me the article Dung posted and said could this have been him? Turns out my buddy was so drunk he just passed out in his room until boarding his flight the next day without telling anyone.
 
cawacko said:
Who has two thumbs and gets a fever/the flu at their bachelor party and can barely drink or eat the entire weekend? Yep, this guy. What a sad performance by yours truly. Still had a great time but when you have 13 really drunk guys there to celebrate you and you are sober it is a lot overwhelming.

What's really funny is we had one guy take off from dinner Saturday night not to be heard from again. On Moday someone forwarded me the article Dung posted and said could this have been him? Turns out my buddy was so drunk he just passed out in his room until boarding his flight the next day without telling anyone.
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Amateur.
 
cawacko said:
Who has two thumbs and gets a fever/the flu at their bachelor party and can barely drink or eat the entire weekend? Yep, this guy. What a sad performance by yours truly. Still had a great time but when you have 13 really drunk guys there to celebrate you and you are sober it is a lot overwhelming.

What's really funny is we had one guy take off from dinner Saturday night not to be heard from again. On Moday someone forwarded me the article Dung posted and said could this have been him? Turns out my buddy was so drunk he just passed out in his room until boarding his flight the next day without telling anyone.
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I didn't know you we're getting married Wacko. When did you Mom arrange this?
 
cawacko said:
Who has two thumbs and gets a fever/the flu at their bachelor party and can barely drink or eat the entire weekend? Yep, this guy. What a sad performance by yours truly. Still had a great time but when you have 13 really drunk guys there to celebrate you and you are sober it is a lot overwhelming.

What's really funny is we had one guy take off from dinner Saturday night not to be heard from again. On Moday someone forwarded me the article Dung posted and said could this have been him? Turns out my buddy was so drunk he just passed out in his room until boarding his flight the next day without telling anyone.
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Oh, man that sucks, with your luck it could have been a remake of the Hangover.
 
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