"THE GREATEST EGGS — BETTER THAN EVER BEFORE!
Listen, folks, we’ve got the best eggs. Absolutely incredible. People are saying they’ve never seen eggs like this before—so fresh, so perfect. Some countries? They sell weak, low-quality eggs — total disasters! But not Denmark. No way. These eggs? They’re winners.
We’re talking top-tier, Denmark-first eggs. The strongest shells, the richest yolks — you’ve never seen anything like it. Other eggs? They break under pressure—like some politicians I won’t name. But our eggs? They hold the line.
Now, here’s the deal. We're selling at a TREMENDOUS PRICE — not a bad price, a fair price, a beautiful price. But you have to act now! These eggs are going FAST. Everyone wants them. Buy them before we add EGGSPORT tariffs.
Make a deal. Buy now. It’s going to be EGGSTRAORDINARY!
Mr. Trump - The YOLK is on you. You are cracking us up"
