Last Universal Common Ancestor

[Cypress]

You'll probably make some peanuts shilling for Climate Scientists and Democrats on internet bulletin boards.

I got a real job, though.

I don't really think you're a paid shill..much. Well 20% maybe.

Not like guno or Margot or midcan5 who I KNOW are paid shills. Nah, this is you, posting about stuff you feel is relevant.

Climate science is pretty much settled science, which is why I don't post about it, although a lot of questions remain about the scale and nature of future impacts

[Matt Dillon]

Climate science is pretty much settled science, which is why I don't post about it, although a lot of questions remain about the scale and nature of future impacts

"Settled Science" just like Covid vaccines, amirite?

Them ambulance-chaser lawyer Covid-19 ads are just around the corner...watch.

I'll find the 1st couple mildly amusing, but it will be worse than Mesothelioma and Camp LeJeune stuff and go on forever!

Yes, it's going to be bad, and it's a-comin', yabetcha. It will probably go on for at least 2 years. And there will be residual BS too.

[Doc Dutch]

Biology is chemistry.

Let me know when you can whip up a batch of life with your Junior Scientist chemistry set, Perry PhD.

[Doc Dutch]

"Settled Science" just like Covid vaccines, amirite?

Them ambulance-chaser lawyer Covid-19 ads are just around the corner...watch.

I''l find the 1st couple mildly amusing, but it will be worse than Mesothelioma and Camp LeJeune stuff and go on forever!

Yes, it's going to be bad, and it's a-comin', yabetcha.

See? I knew you’d be a good fact checker for OANN, Matt!

[Matt Dillon]

Let me know when you can whip up a batch of life with your Junior Scientist chemistry set, Perry PhD.

Dutchie, I don't think you've ever been on target with a meme ever. Have I ever said I saw one that was? It seems an event of that magnitude should be memorable.

[Doc Dutch]

Wow, a denigration of janitors, that's pretty arrogant.

Yeah, that's not something that even remotely applies to me. You miss by a mile, try again, fucktard.

Of course not, Matt. I think you and Darth made great janitors!

It’s all you seem to know, Matt. What else am I to think? That you are really a geochem PhD?

[ThatOwlWoman]

You definitely don't have to be an astronomer or geneticist to discuss those very interesting scientific topics.

Science is so specialized that anyone outside their area of specialized expertise is going to have to rely on science journalism to keep abreast of scientific developments. As a general rule, nobody except those engaged in active research or in grad school are reading research papers in a academic journals

My dad had a masters in chemistry. He subscribed to at least two journals (monthly, I believe) on organic chemistry, his specialty. I tried at various times to read them but they might as well have been in Sanskrit. lol

[Doc Dutch]

Dutchie, I don't think you've ever been on target with a meme ever. Have I ever said I saw one that was? It seems an event of that magnitude should be memorable.

There’s supposed to be a target?
Who knew???

[Doc Dutch]

My dad had a masters in chemistry. He subscribed to at least two journals (monthly, I believe) on organic chemistry, his specialty. I tried at various times to read them but they might as well have been in Sanskrit. lol

Don’t nurses have to pass a chemistry class?

[ThatOwlWoman]

You might actually have a promising career writing for The Onion.

[Matt Dillon]

Of course not, Matt. I think you and Darth made great janitors!

It’s all you seem to know, Matt. What else am I to think? That you are really a geochem PhD?

False Dichotomy fallacy, there are a jillion (yes, that's a made-up term) other options.

There's every job ever besides janitor and "Geochem PhD"?

Which isn't really a job at all! Wtf? Kick yourself right in the ass for me, Dutch, you stupid fuck! Just for being a retarded fucking simp and shit.

[Matt Dillon]

There’s supposed to be a target?
Who knew???

Not you, as is evident to the world.

[Matt Dillon]

Of course not, Matt. I think you and Darth made great janitors!

It’s all you seem to know, Matt. What else am I to think? That you are really a geochem PhD?

Dutch, you could never have done my job ever, not even in the best days of your life.

[Doc Dutch]

False Dichotomy fallacy, there are a jillion (yes, that's a made-up term) other options.

There's every job ever besides janitor and "Geochem PhD"?

Which isn't really a job at all! Wtf? Kick yourself right in the ass for me, Dutch, you stupid fuck! Just for being a retarded fucking simp and shit.

Lemme guess, Matt; you have a Masters degree in Maintenance Engineering with a specialty in mopping and buffing.
How close am I?

[Doc Dutch]

Dutch, you could never have done my job ever, not even in the best days of your life.

True since I was never very good with a floor buffer.