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    My wife found a big cockroach in the kitchen yesterday. She took all the dishes out of all the cabinets and scrubbed them and repapered them. Same with the fridge, emptied it and scrubbed it. Scrubbed the floors and rewashed all the dishes and silverware. Next week I'm putting the cockroach in the bathroom.

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    Dr. Anomalous Lesion, it's time to deflate your wife.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AProudLefty View Post
    Dr. Anomalous Lesion, it's time to deflate your wife.
    Fuck you up your lying bitch ass.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jakemax View Post
    My wife found a big cockroach in the kitchen yesterday. She took all the dishes out of all the cabinets and scrubbed them and repapered them. Same with the fridge, emptied it and scrubbed it. Scrubbed the floors and rewashed all the dishes and silverware. Next week I'm putting the cockroach in the bathroom.
    That's mean but hilarious so it's okay.

    I saw what I thought was a mouse turd in the silverware drawer so did the same thing ... emptied everything out, scrubbed with bleach, then complained bitterly to Mr. Owl that he had Better Do Something About This Intolerable Situation. He said that it wasn't a mouse turd; he had dropped some brownie crumbs in there while getting out a fork and thought he had cleaned them all up.

    This is why men die in their sleep.
    "Conservatism is the blind and fear-filled worship of dead radicals." -- Mark Twain

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    Quote Originally Posted by ThatOwlWoman View Post
    That's mean but hilarious so it's okay.

    I saw what I thought was a mouse turd in the silverware drawer so did the same thing ... emptied everything out, scrubbed with bleach, then complained bitterly to Mr. Owl that he had Better Do Something About This Intolerable Situation. He said that it wasn't a mouse turd; he had dropped some brownie crumbs in there while getting out a fork and thought he had cleaned them all up.

    This is why men die in their sleep.
    It's just a joke, didn't really happen.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ThatOwlWoman View Post
    That's mean but hilarious so it's okay.

    I saw what I thought was a mouse turd in the silverware drawer so did the same thing ... emptied everything out, scrubbed with bleach, then complained bitterly to Mr. Owl that he had Better Do Something About This Intolerable Situation. He said that it wasn't a mouse turd; he had dropped some brownie crumbs in there while getting out a fork and thought he had cleaned them all up.

    This is why men die in their sleep.
    That's funny!!!!!
    https://i.postimg.cc/PqVCnGks/gojoe1.jpg
    C'MON MAN!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by jakemax View Post
    My wife found a big cockroach in the kitchen yesterday. She took all the dishes out of all the cabinets and scrubbed them and repapered them. Same with the fridge, emptied it and scrubbed it. Scrubbed the floors and rewashed all the dishes and silverware. Next week I'm putting the cockroach in the bathroom.
    Alright. You get a 'Thumbs Up' for humor.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jakemax View Post
    It's just a joke, didn't really happen.
    Did here.

    I'm funnier than you. lol
    "Conservatism is the blind and fear-filled worship of dead radicals." -- Mark Twain

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    Quote Originally Posted by ThatOwlWoman View Post
    Did here.

    I'm funnier than you. lol
    I say that's debatable.
    I bet you can't even photoshop killer memes.
    jakemax can.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Matt Dillon View Post
    I say that's debatable.
    I bet you can't even photoshop killer memes.
    jakemax can.
    Photoshopping memes ain't shit.
    https://i.postimg.cc/PqVCnGks/gojoe1.jpg
    C'MON MAN!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nomad View Post
    Photoshopping memes ain't shit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jakemax View Post
    BFD.

    For someone with an avatar like this....



    ....you don't have a lot of room to be talking about others doing such things.

    Crappy Photoshop job, btw.
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    C'MON MAN!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nomad View Post
    BFD.

    For someone with an avatar like this....



    ....you don't have a lot of room to be talking about others doing such things.

    Crappy Photoshop job, btw.
    Lol, you need some butthurt cream, or do you just need to suck some more muzzie goat cock? Loser.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jakemax View Post
    Lol, you need some butthurt cream, or do you just need to suck some more muzzie goat cock? Loser.
    Butthurt? Sucking cock?

    I'm not the one proudly displaying a pic of myself in women's lingerie.

    That sounds more like the kind of recreational activity you would engage in.

    Loser.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nomad View Post
    Butthurt? Sucking cock?

    I'm not the one proudly displaying a pic of myself in women's lingerie.

    That sounds more like the kind of recreational activity you would engage in.

    Loser.
    The only problem is that is not me, just like your avatar is not you, ya fucking liar. Why do all leftist shit stains lie so much?

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