Originally Posted by
jakemax
My wife found a big cockroach in the kitchen yesterday. She took all the dishes out of all the cabinets and scrubbed them and repapered them. Same with the fridge, emptied it and scrubbed it. Scrubbed the floors and rewashed all the dishes and silverware. Next week I'm putting the cockroach in the bathroom.
That's mean but hilarious so it's okay.
I saw what I thought was a mouse turd in the silverware drawer so did the same thing ... emptied everything out, scrubbed with bleach, then complained bitterly to Mr. Owl that he had Better Do Something About This Intolerable Situation. He said that it wasn't a mouse turd; he had dropped some brownie crumbs in there while getting out a fork and thought he had cleaned them all up.
This is why men die in their sleep.
"Conservatism is the blind and fear-filled worship of dead radicals." -- Mark Twain
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