Announcmenet about shit that doesn't matter: USF is lying to the amazonians

[BRUTALITOPS]

Real quick

First, a message to USF: I don't owe you secrecy on this because I never signed up for it, and you chose to involve me and other mods in your fairy tales so I have no obligation to uphold falsehoods. Additionally, this messageboard drama stuff is so completely irrelevant to me that I have no issue blowing up your spot.

As to the rest of you, I barely understand what is going on with you guys (re: amazon drama) as I never read it.

You guys hang out in your 5k+ post threads talking about weird things, jade comes in sometimes to talk about donuts, jack throws shade at owl, top posts some winky faces, and that's about I have been able to glean

but apparently USF has said or implied that he has information on something, and that he is trying to suggest he's gotten "information" from us mods. which isn't true. I know this because USF randomly asked me out of the blue to not mess up his weird story or w/e.

so is he claiming jack and mason are the same person or something? I read his message when I was stoned and I didn't really understand it.

but jack and mason are not the same person, usfreedom is fucking with you guys, us mods have nothing to do with it, usf wanted us mods to lie/not tell the truth for him, but I'm not doing that, because A) I don't care about messageboard drama and B) he's trying to involve me in something by proxy to something I never consented to

I still don't know if this post makes any sense, because I literally never read your guy's garbage. So you all will have to tease out whatever meaning you need from this post

deuces.

[Mason Melchizedek]

Real quick

First, a message to USF: I don't owe you secrecy on this because I never signed up for it, and you chose to involve me and other mods in your fairy tales so I have no obligation to uphold falsehoods. Additionally, this messageboard drama stuff is so completely irrelevant to me that I have no issue blowing up your spot.

As to the rest of you, I barely understand what is going on with you guys (re: amazon drama) as I never read it.

You guys hang out in your 5k+ post threads talking about weird things, jade comes in sometimes to talk about donuts, jack throws shade at owl, top posts some winky faces, and that's about I have been able to glean

but apparently USF has said or implied that he has information on something, and that he is trying to suggest he's gotten "information" from us mods. which isn't true. I know this because USF randomly asked me out of the blue to not mess up his weird story or w/e.

so is he claiming jack and mason are the same person or something? I read his message when I was stoned and I didn't really understand it.

but jack and mason are not the same person, usfreedom is fucking with you guys, us mods have nothing to do with it, usf wanted us mods to lie/not tell the truth for him, but I'm not doing that, because A) I don't care about messageboard drama and B) he's trying to involve me in something by proxy to something I never consented to

I still don't know if this post makes any sense, because I literally never read your guy's garbage. So you all will have to tease out whatever meaning you need from this post

deuces.

USF lying!I would have never guessed!

[USFREEDOM911]

Real quick

First, a message to USF: I don't owe you secrecy on this because I never signed up for it, and you chose to involve me and other mods in your fairy tales so I have no obligation to uphold falsehoods. Additionally, this messageboard drama stuff is so completely irrelevant to me that I have no issue blowing up your spot.

As to the rest of you, I barely understand what is going on with you guys (re: amazon drama) as I never read it.

You guys hang out in your 5k+ post threads talking about weird things, jade comes in sometimes to talk about donuts, jack throws shade at owl, top posts some winky faces, and that's about I have been able to glean

but apparently USF has said or implied that he has information on something, and that he is trying to suggest he's gotten "information" from us mods. which isn't true. I know this because USF randomly asked me out of the blue to not mess up his weird story or w/e.

so is he claiming jack and mason are the same person or something? I read his message when I was stoned and I didn't really understand it.

but jack and mason are not the same person, usfreedom is fucking with you guys, us mods have nothing to do with it, usf wanted us mods to lie/not tell the truth for him, but I'm not doing that, because A) I don't care about messageboard drama and B) he's trying to involve me in something by proxy to something I never consented to

I still don't know if this post makes any sense, because I literally never read your guy's garbage. So you all will have to tease out whatever meaning you need from this post

deuces.

You must still be stoned, Grind; because I never asked any of you to do anything.

Try thinking, after the "smoke" clears.

[USFREEDOM911]

USF lying!I would have never guessed!

Well, the Amazonerds started it and I was greatly amused watching the socks melt down.

[Mason Melchizedek]

Well, the Amazonerds started it and I was greatly amused watching the socks melt down.

Grind outed you!

[USFREEDOM911]

Grind outed you!

But it was so much fun, watching the Amazonerds melting down.

[Mason Melchizedek]

But it was so much fun, watching the Amazonerds melting down.

Only thing that melted down was your reputation.

[USFREEDOM911]

Only thing that melted down was your reputation.

Untrue; because your meltdowns spoke more about you, then me.

[Jack]

Your Post is very kind and gracious. I'll try to help.

Grind: "As to the rest of you, I barely understand what is going on with you guys (re: amazon drama) as I never read it."
Jack: 'NOT reading it' ... is the smart move. Try thinking of a Soap Opera ... except with OLD PEOPLE. Just people snipping, gossiping, and picking at one another. All trivia and simply 'filler' for when something of interest actually occurs. Notice names like 'Tiki Room' and 'Amazon Tavern'. Just 'sites' for people who like to quibble, tell Tall Tales, and stab each other in the back.

Grind: "You guys hang out in your 5k+ post threads talking about weird things, jade comes in sometimes to talk about donuts, jack throws shade at owl, top posts some winky faces, and that's about I have been able to glean"
Jack: Yes. That's it. You nailed it. (what else do you need to know?)

Grind: "but apparently USF has said or implied that he has information on something, and that he is trying to suggest he's gotten "information" from us mods. which isn't true. I know this because USF randomly asked me out of the blue to not mess up his weird story or w/e."
Jack: USF fits in perfectly with the Amazonerds. He likes to stir shit, get in everybody's business, is a Drama Queen, and LOVES to gossip. (Notice how he easily interacts with all the Amazonerds?)

Grind: "so is he claiming jack and mason are the same person or something? I read his message when I was stoned and I didn't really understand it."
Jack: NO. He's stirring shit, making up stories, gossiping, and being the DRAMA QUEEN. Amazonerds encourage Drama Queens. (They're the ones that like to take 'Center Stage')

Grind: "I still don't know if this post makes any sense, because I literally never read your guy's garbage. So you all will have to tease out whatever meaning you need from this post"
Jack: It makes complete sense ... if you take any of this serious. None of this is really very 'serious'. Amazonerds each want their '15 minutes of Fame'. Each getting 'on Stage' and ... 'Performing'.

Amazonerds like USF. He's conversant, friendly, and gets highly 'indignant' (we LOVE that). USF is a natural Drama Queen, he fits right in with the Amazonerds.

Real quick

First, a message to USF: I don't owe you secrecy on this because I never signed up for it, and you chose to involve me and other mods in your fairy tales so I have no obligation to uphold falsehoods. Additionally, this messageboard drama stuff is so completely irrelevant to me that I have no issue blowing up your spot.

As to the rest of you, I barely understand what is going on with you guys (re: amazon drama) as I never read it.

You guys hang out in your 5k+ post threads talking about weird things, jade comes in sometimes to talk about donuts, jack throws shade at owl, top posts some winky faces, and that's about I have been able to glean

but apparently USF has said or implied that he has information on something, and that he is trying to suggest he's gotten "information" from us mods. which isn't true. I know this because USF randomly asked me out of the blue to not mess up his weird story or w/e.

so is he claiming jack and mason are the same person or something? I read his message when I was stoned and I didn't really understand it.

but jack and mason are not the same person, usfreedom is fucking with you guys, us mods have nothing to do with it, usf wanted us mods to lie/not tell the truth for him, but I'm not doing that, because A) I don't care about messageboard drama and B) he's trying to involve me in something by proxy to something I never consented to

I still don't know if this post makes any sense, because I literally never read your guy's garbage. So you all will have to tease out whatever meaning you need from this post

deuces.

[Jade Dragon]

Your Post is very kind and gracious. I'll try to help.

Grind: "As to the rest of you, I barely understand what is going on with you guys (re: amazon drama) as I never read it."
Jack: 'NOT reading it' ... is the smart move. Try thinking of a Soap Opera ... except with OLD PEOPLE. Just people snipping, gossiping, and picking at one another. All trivia and simply 'filler' for when something of interest actually occurs. Notice names like 'Tiki Room' and 'Amazon Tavern'. Just 'sites' for people who like to quibble, tell Tall Tales, and stab each other in the back.

Grind: "You guys hang out in your 5k+ post threads talking about weird things, jade comes in sometimes to talk about donuts, jack throws shade at owl, top posts some winky faces, and that's about I have been able to glean"
Jack: Yes. That's it. You nailed it. (what else do you need to know?)

Grind: "but apparently USF has said or implied that he has information on something, and that he is trying to suggest he's gotten "information" from us mods. which isn't true. I know this because USF randomly asked me out of the blue to not mess up his weird story or w/e."
Jack: USF fits in perfectly with the Amazonerds. He likes to stir shit, get in everybody's business, is a Drama Queen, and LOVES to gossip. (Notice how he easily interacts with all the Amazonerds?)

Grind: "so is he claiming jack and mason are the same person or something? I read his message when I was stoned and I didn't really understand it."
Jack: NO. He's stirring shit, making up stories, gossiping, and being the DRAMA QUEEN. Amazonerds encourage Drama Queens. (They're the ones that like to take 'Center Stage')

Grind: "I still don't know if this post makes any sense, because I literally never read your guy's garbage. So you all will have to tease out whatever meaning you need from this post"
Jack: It makes complete sense ... if you take any of this serious. None of this is really very 'serious'. Amazonerds each want their '15 minutes of Fame'. Each getting 'on Stage' and ... 'Performing'.

Amazonerds like USF. He's conversant, friendly, and gets highly 'indignant' (we LOVE that). USF is a natural Drama Queen, he fits right in with the Amazonerds.

Um, Jack, you're one of those Amazon's yourself.

[Jack]

Um, Jack, you're one of those Amazon's yourself.

Yes. And your point?

[Jack]

Um, Jack, you're one of those Amazon's yourself.

from Grumpy's thread:

Jade: "USfreedom was a group migrant himself"
Jade: "plus a major cyber bully"
Jade: "and shit stirrer."
Jade: "AOL forums"
Jade: "I think he's just a brutish imp"
Jade: "that causes issues"
Jade: "and rocks the boat"
Jade: "Essentially he's a gossip troll."

[Jade Dragon]

Originally Posted by USFREEDOM911 View Post
Well, the Amazonerds started it and I was greatly amused watching the socks melt down.

I've enjoyed watching you act like a fool, and get played like a fiddle plenty of times. I just assumed it was more of that. Of course making yourself look like a 15 year old dingus, was entertaining too. The fact people couldn't tell the difference between that, and your normal way of acting, doesn't bode well for your image. I will now return to enjoying the first part.

[Jade Dragon]

Yes. And your point?

You're talking in the third person, like you aren't part of it.

[Jack]

You're talking in the third person, like you aren't part of it.

Sorry you feel that way. (but like the way you 'toy' with USF, like he is a field mouse and you are a cat, playing with 'lunch')