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    thread is full blown aids. good job mott


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    Quote Originally Posted by Irthriuth View Post
    are you suggesting you are a highbrow because you know about descartes? which is like middle school level stuff? lol.
    No, I was trying to say nicely, that it might be a bit complex of a joke, for certain unnamed posters.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Irthriuth View Post
    thread is full blown aids. good job mott
    Thanks. I take groans from you on my jokes as a compliment as you never groan Tom's jokes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jade Dragon View Post
    No, I was trying to say nicely, that it might be a bit complex of a joke, for certain unnamed posters.
    Actually I've got more chuckles from that joke from my working class friends. Many of my college graduate friends honestly have no idea who Renee Descartes was.

    Must have forgotten their Algebra.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mott the Hoople View Post
    Actually I've got more chuckles from that joke from my working class friends. Many of my college graduate friends honestly have no idea who Renee Descartes was.

    Must have forgotten their Algebra.
    Algebra jokes seem above a few of the posters here though, and I bet you know at least one that I'm thinking of.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Irthriuth View Post
    are you suggesting you are a highbrow because you know about descartes? which is like middle school level stuff? lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mott the Hoople View Post
    Actually I've got more chuckles from that joke from my working class friends. Many of my college graduate friends honestly have no idea who Renee Descartes was.

    Must have forgotten their Algebra.
    Descartes was a man, his first name was René, not Renée!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Jade Dragon View Post
    Algebra jokes seem above a few of the posters here though, and I bet you know at least one that I'm thinking of.
    No...the biggest math joke on JPP was the late great Dixie. He was literally wrong 1/3 of the time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Havana Moon View Post
    Descartes was a man, his first name was René, not Renée!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Mott the Hoople View Post
    No...the biggest math joke on JPP was the late great Dixie. He was literally wrong 1/3 of the time.
    Someone from before my time here, I assume?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jade Dragon View Post
    Someone from before my time here, I assume?
    Yes indeed. The greatest Conservative member ever in the 12 year history of JPP. Dixie was the embodiment of conservative philosophy. I considered him a friend and miss him dearly. No one could start a 500 post thread like Dixie could.

    If JPP were to have a Hall of Fame Dixie and Beefy would be the first two enshrined.

    It used to be that you weren’t a true liberal member of JPP until Dixie called you a pinhead. LOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mott the Hoople View Post
    Yes indeed. The greatest Conservative member ever in the 12 year history of JPP. Dixie was the embodiment of conservative philosophy. I considered him a friend and miss him dearly. No one could start a 500 post thread like Dixie could.

    If JPP were to have a Hall of Fame Dixie and Beefy would be the first two enshrined.

    It used to be that you weren’t a true liberal member of JPP until Dixie called you a pinhead. LOL
    Reminds me of the number of posting from Mishima, back on Amazon. Guy probably got 1,800 posts a week. The guy was literally a propaganda author, and he was a wannabe political radio star. Most of what he did was an act, and he knew how full of shit he was. Since he promoted his book, he gave out his name. Someone then noted him bragging about the bullshit he pulls on political forums, on his Facebook. The guy became amusement for most liberals there. You weren't a liberal there until he danced around answering your question, like it was garlic to a vampire.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jade Dragon View Post
    Reminds me of the number of posting from Mishima, back on Amazon. Guy probably got 1,800 posts a week. The guy was literally a propaganda author, and he was a wannabe political radio star. Most of what he did was an act, and he knew how full of shit he was. Since he promoted his book, he gave out his name. Someone then noted him bragging about the bullshit he pulls on political forums, on his Facebook. The guy became amusement for most liberals there. You weren't a liberal there until he danced around answering your question, like it was garlic to a vampire.
    He wouldn’t of lasted half a post with Dixie. Go check out some his old posts.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mott the Hoople View Post
    Actually I've got more chuckles from that joke from my working class friends. Many of my college graduate friends honestly have no idea who Renee Descartes was.

    Must have forgotten their Algebra.
    your poor friends don't know who descartes is, but realize he's probably someone important so they laugh so they don't look dumb

    your elite friends realize the joke is not that funny, but are confident in themselves that they dont have to pretend like your poor friends


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