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Hi I'm jakemax. How y'all doin? I'm sorta old, and sort of short tempered when dealing with people like in walmart and stuff. But other than that I guess I'm ok. Had to change my car battery today in the walmart parking lot. Got up today and it wouldn't start the car so I charged it and then started it and checked to see if the alternator was charging and it was. Dang. The wife was there and she held the tools while I cussed. And I'm sort of a cripple so it was that much harder. She calls me Rodney McKay after the guy from Stargate Atlantis who when he had to fix something he always griped and complained and said it was impossible but always got it fixed. So, that was what happened today. And all the scooter carts at walmart had dead batteries too and the fat hog that worked there could not help me.
So, all the kids are growed up and me and the misses live down in Texas. Retired mostly. Don't get out that much because the country seems to be getting more dangerous daily. And my neighbor across the street is a butthole.
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WATERMARK, GREATEST OF THE TRINITY, ON CHIK-FIL-A
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ThatOwlWoman (10-20-2020)
Perhaps this one can tell stories like the great Beefy Bastard?
"It [the draft] is duty rather than slavery. I part with the author on the caviler idea that individual freedom (whatever that may be to the person) leads to nirvana, anyone older that 12 knows that is BS."
-(Midcan5)
"Allow me to masturbate my patriotism furiously and publicly at this opportunity."
-(Ib1yysguy)
"There is no 'equal opportunity' today unless the government makes it so."
-(apple0154 )
"abortion is not killing Its birth control"
-(Desh)
"It [the draft] is duty rather than slavery. I part with the author on the caviler idea that individual freedom (whatever that may be to the person) leads to nirvana, anyone older that 12 knows that is BS."
-(Midcan5)
"Allow me to masturbate my patriotism furiously and publicly at this opportunity."
-(Ib1yysguy)
"There is no 'equal opportunity' today unless the government makes it so."
-(apple0154 )
"abortion is not killing Its birth control"
-(Desh)
Lol, the imaginations of folks when they get a conservative they don't like is funny, never once entertaining the thought they may be a real person. BTW, my intro happened just as I said. First snap of cold weather and a weak battery will go. Nazis have nothing to do with it.
Welcome to the board, but sure to read the rules. Enjoy
jakemax (10-20-2020)
Phantasmal (10-20-2020)
My bad for ever joining this looney bin forum. If Trump wins you loons remember suicide is not the answer.
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