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    Quote Originally Posted by volsrock View Post
    Not blacks that's why crime is low....most of your people can't swim most IF not all animals can swim but black nope

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    Quote Originally Posted by Leonthecat View Post
    30 obese hillbillies at Branson Mo. could easy exede 5000 pounds. The passenger load was probably more like 7000 pounds.

    SEVERE thunderstorm warnings should have cancelled any tour on the water that day.
    Greed, not wanting to refund tickets killed those hillbillies.
    Let the record show that my own dear Brother called these people "hillbillies":

     

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    Quote Originally Posted by Leonthecat View Post
    Not worn. Under the seats. If obese hillbillies had to wear life jackets Ride The Ducks couldn't fit 31 aboard.
    Let the record show that my own dear Brother called these people "hillbillies" twice:

     

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    Quote Originally Posted by Leonthecat View Post
    I guarantee that the average branson attendee weighs a lot more than 160 pounds.




     

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    Quote Originally Posted by ThatFowlWoman View Post
    One of my hospice guys (I am a hospice volunteer) is 99 years old. He has a nightly beer plus a shot or two of a good brandy. He wants his food slathered with butter, and I mean *slathered.* Yet his mind is still sharp, he speaks two languages fluently and two others passably. He lost his beloved wife four years ago; their marriage lasted longer than you and I have been on Earth. He's trying to teach me some Estonian; I'm trying to teach him some Ojibwe. Neither one of us remember what we learned from one visit to the next, without prompting. He's awesome.
    A Story for Every Occasion™.

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    Today, 06:52 AM
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    This message is hidden because this festering Lesion is on your ignore list.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ThatFowlWoman View Post
    Today, 06:52 AM Legion World's Most Boring Troll This message is hidden because this festering Lesion is on your ignore list.
    A Story for Every Occasion™.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Legion View Post
    A Story for Every Occasion™.
    Never ever ending stories....

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    Quote Originally Posted by TOP View Post
    Never ever ending stories....
    In this thread alone...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Legion View Post
    In this thread alone...
    My favorite is still the great pineapple massacre....not in this thread...yet...

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    Quote Originally Posted by TOP View Post
    Never ever ending stories....
    It's still the same old story,a fight for fame and glory,a case of do or die!

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    Quote Originally Posted by TOP View Post
    My favorite is still the great pineapple massacre....not in this thread...yet...
    The gerbil likes pineapple

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    Quote Originally Posted by milomason View Post
    The gerbil likes pineapple
    Does gerbil hair irritate the hemorrhoids?
    Just askin'
    Common sense is not a gift, it's a punishment because you have to deal with everyone who doesn't have it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RB 60 View Post
    Does gerbil hair irritate the hemorrhoids?
    Just askin'
    Ask Top,she says, "we"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Legion View Post
    Let the record show that my own dear Brother called these people "hillbillies" twice:

     
    If they vacationed at Branson, hillbillies are exactly what they were.
    Have you ever been there, my brother?
    We have the intellect to imagine the finality of our own demise but do not have the sophistication to overcome our survival instinct and accept it.
    Solution? Magical thinking and childish promises of everlasting life.
    Ergo, religion.

    rac·ist
    rāsəst/noun
    a person who believes that a particular race is superior to another.
    Ask yourself honestly if this describes what you believe to be true.
    If the answer is yes, you are a racist.

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