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    Default Liberal press reading champagne swilling virtue signalling urban hipsters

    The perfect description of today’s liberal press reading champagne socialist virtue signalling urban hipster, is Kipling’s description of the Bandar-log aka the Monkey People. In particular, ‘We all say so, so it must be true ‘ is groupthink to a T. Appeal to authority characterises their thinking, even whilst they think that they are actually independent minded and superior to others.

    Being smart, to these people, is about funding the correct authority to believe. They all live in cities, built by other people, where they pretend to be so much better than they actually are. Good examples of the type on here are McSquawker, Crypiss, Archives and Thingy.

    “When Baloo hurt my head,” said Mowgli (he was still on his back), “I went away, and the gray apes came down from the trees and had pity on me. No one else cared.” He snuffled a little.

    “The pity of the Monkey People!” Baloo snorted. “The stillness of the mountain stream! The cool of the summer sun! And then, man-cub?”

    “And then, and then, they gave me nuts and pleasant things to eat, and they–they carried me in their arms up to the top of the trees and said I was their blood brother except that I had no tail, and should be their leader some day.”

    “They have no leader,” said Bagheera. “They lie. They have always lied.”

    “They were very kind and bade me come again. Why have I never been taken among the Monkey People? They stand on their feet as I do. They do not hit me with their hard paws. They play all day. Let me get up! Bad Baloo, let me up! I will play with them again.”

    “Listen, man-cub,” said the Bear, and his voice rumbled like thunder on a hot night. “I have taught thee all the Law of the Jungle for all the peoples of the jungle–except the Monkey-Folk who live in the trees. They have no law. They are outcasts. They have no speech of their own, but use the stolen words which they overhear when they listen, and peep, and wait up above in the branches. Their way is not our way. They are without leaders. They have no remembrance. They boast and chatter and pretend that they are a great people about to do great affairs in the jungle, but the falling of a nut turns their minds to laughter and all is forgotten. We of the jungle have no dealings with them. We do not drink where the monkeys drink; we do not go where the monkeys go; we do not hunt where they hunt; we do not die where they die. Hast thou ever heard me speak of the Bandar-log till today?”

    “No,” said Mowgli in a whisper, for the forest was very still now Baloo had finished.

    “The Jungle-People put them out of their mouths and out of their minds. They are very many, evil, dirty, shameless, and they desire, if they have any fixed desire, to be noticed by the Jungle People. But we do not notice them even when they throw nuts and filth on our heads.”

    He had hardly spoken when a shower of nuts and twigs spattered down through the branches; and they could hear coughings and howlings and angry jumpings high up in the air among the thin branches.

    “The Monkey-People are forbidden,” said Baloo, “forbidden to the Jungle-People. Remember.”

    “Forbidden,” said Bagheera, “but I still think Baloo should have warned thee against them.”

    “I–I? How was I to guess he would play with such dirt. The Monkey People! Faugh!”
    ….

    In the Cold Lairs the Monkey-People were not thinking of Mowgli’s friends at all. They had brought the boy to the Lost City, and were very much pleased with themselves for the time. Mowgli had never seen an Indian city before, and though this was almost a heap of ruins it seemed very wonderful and splendid. Some king had built it long ago on a little hill. You could still trace the stone causeways that led up to the ruined gates where the last splinters of wood hung to the worn, rusted hinges. Trees had grown into and out of the walls; the battlements were tumbled down and decayed, and wild creepers hung out of the windows of the towers on the walls in bushy hanging clumps.

    A great roofless palace crowned the hill, and the marble of the courtyards and the fountains was split, and stained with red and green, and the very cobblestones in the courtyard where the king’s elephants used to live had been thrust up and apart by grasses and young trees. From the palace you could see the rows and rows of roofless houses that made up the city looking like empty honeycombs filled with blackness; the shapeless block of stone that had been an idol in the square where four roads met; the pits and dimples at street corners where the public wells once stood, and the shattered domes of temples with wild figs sprouting on their sides. The monkeys called the place their city, and pretended to despise the Jungle-People because they lived in the forest. And yet they never knew what the buildings were made for nor how to use them. They would sit in circles on the hall of the king’s council chamber, and scratch for fleas and pretend to be men; or they would run in and out of the roofless houses and collect pieces of plaster and old bricks in a corner, and forget where they had hidden them, and fight and cry in scuffling crowds, and then break off to play up and down the terraces of the king’s garden, where they would shake the rose trees and the oranges in sport to see the fruit and flowers fall. They explored all the passages and dark tunnels in the palace and the hundreds of little dark rooms, but they never remembered what they had seen and what they had not; and so drifted about in ones and twos or crowds telling each other that they were doing as men did. They drank at the tanks and made the water all muddy, and then they fought over it, and then they would all rush together in mobs and shout: “There is no one in the jungle so wise and good and clever and strong and gentle as the Bandar-log.” Then all would begin again till they grew tired of the city and went back to the tree-tops, hoping the Jungle-People would notice them. ….

    …the Bandar-log began, twenty at a time, to tell him how great and wise and strong and gentle they were, and how foolish he was to wish to leave them. “We are great. We are free. We are wonderful. We are the most wonderful people in all the jungle! We all say so, and so it must be true,” they shouted. “Now as you are a new listener and can carry our words back to the Jungle-People so that they may notice us in future, we will tell you all about our most excellent selves.” Mowgli made no objection, and the monkeys gathered by hundreds and hundreds on the terrace to listen to their own speakers singing the praises of the Bandar-log, and whenever a speaker stopped for want of breath they would all shout together: “This is true; we all say so.”

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    You seem to have a lot of spare time on your hands.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jack View Post
    You seem to have a lot of spare time on your hands.
    Says the man that has posted well two thousand posts in two months or over 40 posts per day!!

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    That's pretty funny, "the perfect description of today’s liberal press reading champagne socialist virtue signalling urban hipster," so would that make Fox viewers "illiterate, twelve pack pounding, facist, rural, trailer trash?"

    And the Kipling reference is beautiful, employing a social Darwinist's narrative on Indian society to characterize urban dwellers, as I said, beautiful

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    Quote Originally Posted by archives View Post
    That's pretty funny, "the perfect description of today’s liberal press reading champagne socialist virtue signalling urban hipster," so would that make Fox viewers "illiterate, twelve pack pounding, facist, rural, trailer trash?"

    And the Kipling reference is beautiful, employing a social Darwinist's narrative on Indian society to characterize urban dwellers, as I said, beautiful
    Dogsnatcher, stick your PC bollocks and presentist crapola up your arse. I have only ever seen Fox in foreign hotels, like in Thailand, Vietnam etc.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Havana Moon View Post
    I have only ever seen Fox in foreign hotels, like in Thailand, Vietnam etc.
    Can any ladyboys confirm that, Tom?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Havana Moon View Post
    The perfect description of today’s liberal press reading champagne socialist virtue signalling urban hipster, is Kipling’s description of the Bandar-log aka the Monkey People. In particular, ‘We all say so, so it must be true ‘ is groupthink to a T. Appeal to authority characterises their thinking, even whilst they think that they are actually independent minded and superior to others.

    Being smart, to these people, is about funding the correct authority to believe. They all live in cities, built by other people, where they pretend to be so much better than they actually are. Good examples of the type on here are McSquawker, Crypiss, Archives and Thingy.
    Your corporate state media machine is owned by half a dozen multinational corporations that control ~90% of what americans come to "know". Come join us in reality, it might make more sense to you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Swallowin Cum View Post
    Your corporate state media machine is owned by half a dozen multinational corporations that control ~90% of what americans come to "know". Come join us in reality, it might make more sense to you.
    Wouldn't you need to be "in reality" for anyone to "join" you there?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fentoine Lum View Post
    Your corporate state media machine is owned by half a dozen multinational corporations that control ~90% of what americans come to "know". Come join us in reality, it might make more sense to you.
    Maybe not 90%. If the corporations owned us that much, they could have come up with a better campaign slogan for Clinton than "Stronger Together". Kind of limp-wrist-y.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kacper View Post
    Maybe not 90%. If the corporations owned us that much, they could have come up with a better campaign slogan for Clinton than "Stronger Together". Kind of limp-wrist-y.
    Consider the soy-boy, testosterone-deficient target audience.

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    This is why boomers need to be euthanized at 65 imo. Social Security is payments we make to professional Fox News watchers so that they can repost racist shit on facebook. Fuck em, just clear the lot out.
    "Do not think that I came to bring peace... I did not come to bring peace, but a sword." - Matthew 10:34

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    Quote Originally Posted by Weaboo View Post
    This is why boomers need to be euthanized at 65 imo. Social Security is payments we make to professional Fox News watchers so that they can repost racist shit on facebook. Fuck em, just clear the lot out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jean-Jacques Dessalines View Post
    This is why boomers need to be euthanized at 65 imo. Social Security is payments we make to professional Fox News watchers so that they can repost racist shit on facebook. Fuck em, just clear the lot out.
    Ginger whingers should be drowned at birth.
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    Quote Originally Posted by archives View Post
    And the Kipling reference is beautiful, employing a social Darwinist's narrative on Indian society to characterize urban dwellers, as I said, beautiful
    have urban dwellers changed?......oh granted the fleas have transformed to bed bugs, but otherwise?......,

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    Quote Originally Posted by PostmodernProphet View Post
    have urban dwellers changed?......oh granted the fleas have transformed to bed bugs, but otherwise?......,
    Rudyard Kipling was a very astute observer of human and animal behaviour.
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