some rusty clubs and spider webs......before my kids were born I golfed two days a week.......now I haven't gone at all in 25 years......
And just to show you I’m an equal opportunity cynic after we’ve killed off all the golfers by having them play golf in a minefield we can solve another social problem by turning these golf course cum minefields into low cost housing districts and greatly reduce the numbers of homeless people.
You're Never Alone With A Schizophrenic!
Jack (07-15-2018)
Mott the Hoople (07-15-2018)
ThatOwlWoman (07-15-2018)
I boxed, as an amateur in my teens and on local pro cards while in college. Then I got drafted into the military shortly after college graduation, when my student deferments were done, and that ended that. I fucking hated the army and most of the dumbass rednecks that I met in it, but I got through it, having earned the right to give my opinion--LOUDLY.
I know about brutally tough...on multiple levels.
And I'm a militant proletarian myself. Middle class people live on profits and investment income. People who work for paychecks are working class. In civilian life, I was an accountant, but I helped organize my employer's financial department and served as union rep and executive board member.
But you know what? Oscar DeLaHoya loves golf. Several of the New England Patriots play golf. I've actually played with one of them.
It's perfectly fine not to like any sport.
But I'm guessing that you don't really know a hell of a lot about golf, right?
One works hard.
Pays his mortgage,
Puts his kids through school.
And when he retires, he finds a club that he can join with a senior discount.
I give a fuck about playing jock strap sports at age 71.
Mott the Hoople (07-15-2018)
Sorry I missed him.
Ask any pro athlete about his favorite game...and my guess is that 95% will name golf.
It is a favorite game of athletes!
It is a game MOST professional athletes find extremely challenging.
You are missing one of the great games by dissing golf.
(And I will bite. Do you live in California...near Pebble Beach...or in New Jersey near the course considered the best in the world?)
Back to the thread topic:
A liberal Democrat shows a bag to a Republican American conservative...and says, "If you guess how many crispy fried chicken breasts I've got in this bag, I'll give you one and keep the other."
The Republican American conservative replies, "Three?"
Jack (07-15-2018), Mott the Hoople (07-15-2018), ThatOwlWoman (07-20-2018)
Mott the Hoople (07-16-2018)
Got to,get used to Mott trolling. He even trolls conservative Democrats from Oklahoma from t e to time.
BTW, if golfing didn’t interfere with my gardening and fishing so much I’d do more of it. Like PMP, I have some rusty clubs in a spiderweb filled bag.
ThatOwlWoman (07-20-2018)
Phantasmal (07-20-2018)
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