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    "The penalty for bigamy is two wives." Oscar Wilde

    I realize this frivolous quotation may seem inappropriate in today's crisis zeitgeist.

    That's why I posted it; to provide a context, to remind us just how far down the slippery slope we've descended.
    "It should be obvious to anyone why conservatives and libertarians should be against Trump. He has no grounding in belief. No core philosophy. No morals. No loyalty. No curiosity. No empathy and no understanding. He demands personal loyalty and not loyalty to the nation. His only core belief is in his own superiority to everyone else. His only want is exercise more and more personal power." smb / purveyor of fact 18/03/18

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    One is Two Much
    ONE-N-DONE, YOU GOT PLAYED; Time To Play-On
    Remember ... ELECTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES ... So STFU Bitch

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    I've always wondered about the polygamy laws. It was practiced in the Bible. It's common in the middle east. Mormons practice it.

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    "Women!
    You can't live with 'em, &
    pass the beer nuts." George Wendt in the role of Norm Petersen / Cheers
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    "It should be obvious to anyone why conservatives and libertarians should be against Trump. He has no grounding in belief. No core philosophy. No morals. No loyalty. No curiosity. No empathy and no understanding. He demands personal loyalty and not loyalty to the nation. His only core belief is in his own superiority to everyone else. His only want is exercise more and more personal power." smb / purveyor of fact 18/03/18

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    Quote Originally Posted by sear View Post

    "The penalty for bigamy is two wives." Oscar Wilde

    I realize this frivolous quotation may seem inappropriate in today's crisis zeitgeist.

    That's why I posted it; to provide a context, to remind us just how far down the slippery slope we've descended.
    I know a woman who almost went to jail for bigamy but the court rightfully decided that she was such an idiot that she probably didn't know she wasn't divorced from husband #1 before marrying husband # 2.

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    Were it not for the disproportion of males in armed services, the natural gender ration that approximates 50:50
    would seem to suggest that if one man has ten wives, then nine other men will have no wives, or give up and turn gay.

    Polygamy laws may be based on something as simple as arithmetic.
    "It should be obvious to anyone why conservatives and libertarians should be against Trump. He has no grounding in belief. No core philosophy. No morals. No loyalty. No curiosity. No empathy and no understanding. He demands personal loyalty and not loyalty to the nation. His only core belief is in his own superiority to everyone else. His only want is exercise more and more personal power." smb / purveyor of fact 18/03/18

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    In my personal experience I've found: stupid girls are easy.
    "It should be obvious to anyone why conservatives and libertarians should be against Trump. He has no grounding in belief. No core philosophy. No morals. No loyalty. No curiosity. No empathy and no understanding. He demands personal loyalty and not loyalty to the nation. His only core belief is in his own superiority to everyone else. His only want is exercise more and more personal power." smb / purveyor of fact 18/03/18

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