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    Default My pit bull > your children

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Weaboo View Post
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    I heard a rumor that you fuck your dog in the ass.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Wokest View Post
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    I like dogs better then people. Dogs can be cute, even when they are being assholes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Triggered Lizard View Post
    I like dogs better then people.
    I heard a rumor that your dog fucks you in the ass.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jade Dragon View Post
    I like dogs better then people. Dogs can be cute, even when they are being assholes.
    And dogs like you better than humans do. Just kidding. I believe that pit bulls should be bred out of existence.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Controlled Opposition View Post
    And dogs like you better than humans do. Just kidding. I believe that pit bulls should be bred out of existence.
    I think retard babies should be bred out of existence.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Wokest View Post
    I think retard babies should be bred out of existence.
    It's too late to breed you out of existence.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Controlled Opposition View Post
    And dogs like you better than humans do. Just kidding. I believe that pit bulls should be bred out of existence.
    Doesn't breeding keeping them in existence?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Controlled Opposition View Post
    And dogs like you better than humans do. Just kidding. I believe that pit bulls should be bred out of existence.
    Nothing wrong with the first part, as dogs do like me better than most people like me. Some dogs are weird, and were frightened of this big galoot though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kacper View Post
    Doesn't breeding keeping them in existence?
    What I mean is that they shouldn't be killed, but they should not be allowed to reproduce.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Wokest View Post
    I think retard babies should be bred out of existence.
    Technically impossible, as retardation is a defect. It's an anomaly you can't breed out. The smartest woman, and the smartest man around, could birth a retarded child into the world.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Weaboo View Post
    I think retard babies should be bred out of existence.
    Your dakimakura will never conceive. Your defect will die with you.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Triggered Lizard View Post
    Some dogs are weird, and were frightened of this big galoot though.
    Dogs are smart. Maybe they heard the same rumor I did.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Controlled Opposition View Post
    What I mean is that they shouldn't be killed, but they should not be allowed to reproduce.
    My suggestion, if you must, require that male pit bulls be neutered shortly after birth... since unneutered males and females are much less aggressive in general, regardless of breed. My pit was a female pit.
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