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    Quote Originally Posted by Leonthecat View Post
    I think I may love this woman.
    Excellence is an art won by training and habituation. We do not act rightly because we have virtue or excellence, but rather we have those because we have acted rightly. We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act but a habit.
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    It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it.
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    I saved a young couple from a Nigerian scam and didn't charge them a penny. That's just the king of guy I am.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Controlled Opposition View Post
    I saved a young couple from a Nigerian scam and didn't charge them a penny. That's just the king of guy I am.
    You're a king? I though the usual story involved a prince.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Legion View Post
    You're a king? I though the usual story involved a prince.
    No, I mean just what I said.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Damocles View Post
    I think I may love this woman.
    I think we all do.
    We have the intellect to imagine the finality of our own demise but do not have the sophistication to overcome our survival instinct and accept it.
    Solution? Magical thinking and childish promises of everlasting life.
    Ergo, religion.

    rac·ist
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    a person who believes that a particular race is superior to another.
    Ask yourself honestly if this describes what you believe to be true.
    If the answer is yes, you are a racist.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Damocles View Post
    I think I may love this woman.
    I think that the authentic tax officials are worse than the fake ones.

    For example my sister is being harrassed by NC state tax collectors about back taxes. She has sent them numerous snail mail replies which they claim to never have received. Now she has to go through the extra expense of sending the letters by certified mail.

    It is unbelievable how inefficient they are. She should sue them for it. If only she could. There ought to be a law. They are like organized crime extortionists. I would rather deal with John Gotti. This kind of shit has got to cease for the good of the public interest. Lock those sobs up!
    ​sounds of silence!

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    I just enrolled in a reverse phone number lookup. I keep getting these calls about how I was picked to receive 9k dollas cause I was a law abiding citizen. One of the numbers I looked up the owner of that number was dead. I got the phone provider's name and address and I am planning on contact them. this is so much fun.

    pay one dolla for 5 days service. i will cancel in two days and not get charged 29.95 per month. in two days i can look up the whole world. i plan on running a criminal background check on trump. i know his address and age.
    ​sounds of silence!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Leonthecat View Post
    I think we all do.
    me 2 do!

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