Florida police try to unlock phone with dead mans finger during funeral

[Fentoine Lum]

I think he got his ass handed to him by a brother ... and he's been pissed every since

Perhaps a jilted gay lover still trying to get over his loss. There's a lot of homoeroticism wrapped up in his disparagements of the darker of hue.

[Cancel 2018.1]

LARGO, Fla. -- Florida authorities went to a funeral home and used a dead man's finger to try to unlock his cellphone as part of an investigation.

Thirty-year-old Linus Phillip was killed by a Largo police officer last month after, authorities say, he tried to drive away before an officer could search him.

At the funeral home, two detectives held the man's hands up to the phone's fingerprint sensor, but could not unlock it.

That fingerprint thing never works on my phone either.

[CFM]

Sign of defeat ...

You posting false narratives is a sign of surrender, boy.

[CFM]

Black man holding you down again shoog?

Not possible. None are capable.

[Bourbon]

That fingerprint thing never works on my phone either.

Barbecue Sauce on your fingers totally Fucks things up ...

[Bourbon]

Not possible. None are capable.

I pull your strings everyday to make you dance like a bitch.

[CFM]

I pull your strings everyday to make you dance like a bitch.

That's me yanking yours making you think you have done something, boy. You're not man enough and never will be. It's genetic and you can't get past it.

[USFREEDOM911]

Step Two: Show Proof

Translation:

I have no proof that the funeral was actually occurring; but I'm going to dig in my heels and act like it was, just so I don't appear to be so stupid..

/Translation

[USFREEDOM911]

Nope; can't you read boy?

Deny is Step One

And when do you intend to stop denying the truth?

[Bourbon]

And when do you intend to stop denying the truth?

There is no Truth to Deny ... Right?

[USFREEDOM911]

Never slows you down, like here for example.

And here I thought this about Bourbon's OP.

[USFREEDOM911]

There is no Truth to Deny ... Right?

None in your OP, evidently; because you tried to claim it occurred DURING the funeral.

[Bourbon]

None in your OP, evidently; because you tried to claim it occurred DURING the funeral.

Phillip's fiancée, Victoria Armstrong, says she felt violated and disrespected ... why is that?

Curious to see your excuse for that.

[USFREEDOM911]

Phillip's fiancée, Victoria Armstrong, says she felt violated and disrespected ... why is that?

Curious to see your excuse for that.

Which still has nothing to do with you asserting that it occurred DURING the funeral.

[Fentoine Lum]

Not possible. None are capable.

Bullshit, negroes are running around in your head terrorizing you. Youy share it with us daily.