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    Quote Originally Posted by BodyDouble View Post
    Dumb twat, Catechism is what you go through before you get confirmation in order to accept communion, you ignorant twat. I was eight and had to do what I was told. And I was baptized shortly after I was born, you stupid twat.
    You really are an ignorant prick. If you were baptized, you were NOT a catechumen. You were just a child who hadn't yet been instructed in the faith. Catechism is what you learn to prepare you for receiving Holy Communion. And further catechism is what you learn before being confirmed. You are not going to best me on this topic, you obnoxious clod.


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    Quote Originally Posted by BodyDouble View Post
    You're going to burn in the fires of hell without your flesh being consumed. And that will be your eternal life to come. Enjoy!
    What a kind and loving Christian you are.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Ugly Truth View Post
    The Pope just runs his mouth.
    Like you. Only he knows what he's talking about.


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    Quote Originally Posted by guno View Post
    The Christian resolution to find the world ugly and bad has made the world ugly and bad.
    Friedrich Nietzsche
    there are millions of wonderful people on this earth who are Christians


    but like any power structure


    Orangized religion creates the PERFECT scaffolding for evil people to climb to power over unsuspecting good people


    I live in a highly latino area

    they do tiny little community churches that stay small and actually help the people they actually know


    Mega Church people are fools ripe for the taking to sociopaths

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    Quote Originally Posted by BodyDouble View Post
    Dumb twat, Catechism is what you go through before you get confirmation in order to accept communion, you ignorant twat. I was eight and had to do what I was told. And I was baptized shortly after I was born, you stupid twat.
    Did you huff incense and bow to statues?
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    Quote Originally Posted by evince View Post
    you claim to walk your religions walk
    Rancid bison semen guzzling slut, show me where I claimed that I walk my religion walk...or even have a religion to walk, for that matter?

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    Atheists aren't going to heaven, because it doesn't exist.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BodyDouble View Post
    Rancid bison semen guzzling slut, show me where I claimed that I walk my religion walk...or even have a religion to walk, for that matter?
    then shut the fuck up



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    Quote Originally Posted by christiefan915 View Post
    You really are an ignorant prick. If you were baptized, you were NOT a catechumen. You were just a child who hadn't yet been instructed in the faith. Catechism is what you learn to prepare you for receiving Holy Communion. And further catechism is what you learn before being confirmed. You are not going to best me on this topic, you obnoxious clod.
    Dear stupid twat...

    cat·e·chu·men
    /ˌkadəˈkyo͞omən/
    noun

    noun: catechumen; plural noun: catechumens

    a Christian convert under instruction before baptism.

    a young Christian preparing for confirmation.

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    Atheists don't go to hell just because they don't believe. Most people won't make it straight to heaven. Those that would make it straight to heaven are those that did as Jesus did, and sacrificed for others greatly. Firefighters already have a leg up on that, as do organ donors. Most will spend time in purgatory.

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    Quote Originally Posted by evince View Post
    then shut the fuck up
    Eat the corn out of my shit.

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    Atheists can go to heaven if they “know God”, if they spiritually connect with that part of the universe.

    It’s not about what you intellectually think you believe, it’s about what your soul spirtiually connects to.

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    What our mind professes to know is a very silly measure of a person’s soul, spiritually.

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