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    There is one thing you can do to help ensure you raise your kid to be a responsible adult. When they get to that age when they start to cry for attention, or because they don't get their way, give them a good spanking. Repeat as often as necessary. If you do this, your child will, more than likely, turn out better than they would have. At the very least, they will not grow up to be a whiny liberal. Trust me. It works.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Ugly Truth View Post
    There is one thing you can do to help ensure you raise your kid to be a responsible adult. When they get to that age when they start to cry for attention, or because they don't get their way, give them a good spanking. Repeat as often as necessary. If you do this, your child will, more than likely, turn out better than they would have. At the very least, they will not grow up to be a whiny liberal. Trust me. It works.
    So beating your child makes them a simpleminded Trump supporter

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mason View Post
    So beating your child makes them a simpleminded Trump supporter
    It's way better than not spanking them and having them turn into...you. LOL!

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Ugly Truth View Post
    There is one thing you can do to help ensure you raise your kid to be a responsible adult. When they get to that age when they start to cry for attention, or because they don't get their way, give them a good spanking. Repeat as often as necessary. If you do this, your child will, more than likely, turn out better than they would have. At the very least, they will not grow up to be a whiny liberal. Trust me. It works.
    I spanked my kids between ages 2-6 when they needed it. The criteria was if they did something to hurt themselves or someone else. After age 6 or so you have to put too much force into it to teach them, so I used the tactic of taking away what they coveted most. I also explained to them the punishment gets doubled, or more, with each reoccurring infraction, just like in real life. Both my kids are now successful adults, and never got so much as a parking ticket.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dark Soul View Post
    I spanked my kids between ages 2-6 when they needed it. The criteria was if they did something to hurt themselves or someone else. After age 6 or so you have to put too much force into it to teach them, so I used the tactic of taking away what they coveted most. I also explained to them the punishment gets doubled, or more, with each reoccurring infraction, just like in real life. Both my kids are now successful adults, and never got so much as a parking ticket.
    And I am the tooth fairy. Your fairy tales are just that, my dear.

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    Quote Originally Posted by floridafan View Post
    And I am the tooth fairy. Your fairy tales are just that, my dear.
    You raise your kids your shitty-assed libtard way and I'll raise mine my way. How about that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dark Soul View Post
    You raise your kids your shitty-assed libtard way and I'll raise mine my way. How about that?
    Personally I don't care how you raise your kids, if you even have any. Its the non stop bull shit that is problimatical.

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    Quote Originally Posted by floridafan View Post
    Personally I don't care how you raise your kids, if you even have any. Its the non stop bull shit that is problimatical.
    Actually you should care, because my kids will be your kids bosses. That is, if yours ever graduate college and find jobs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dark Soul View Post
    Actually you should care, because my kids will be your kids bosses. That is, if yours ever graduate college and find jobs.
    My kids are already set in their careers, they don't need your kind.

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    Quote Originally Posted by floridafan View Post
    My kids are already set in their careers, they don't need your kind.
    They will if they want to advance past fast food or retail.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mason View Post
    So beating your child makes them a simpleminded Trump supporter
    You can do the same thing with paint chips, and be less likely to be reported to the child abuse hotline.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Ugly Truth View Post
    There is one thing you can do to help ensure you raise your kid to be a responsible adult. When they get to that age when they start to cry for attention, or because they don't get their way, give them a good spanking. Repeat as often as necessary. If you do this, your child will, more than likely, turn out better than they would have. At the very least, they will not grow up to be a whiny liberal. Trust me. It works.
    So I should punch you in the mouth when you report a post?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Quetzalcoatl View Post
    So I should punch you in the mouth when you report a post?
    So, I should slap your mother for not aborting you?

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    physical punishment should be used as a tool only, and sparingly when absolutely necessary. otherwise it's nothing more than a weapon against your kids to make them fear you.
    A sad commentary on we, as a people, and our viewpoint of our freedom can be summed up like this. We have liberals and conservatives, Democrats and Republicans, yet those very people look at Constitutionalists as radical and extreme.................so those liberals and conservatives, Democrats and Republicans must believe that the constitution is radical and extreme.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Ugly Truth View Post
    So, I should slap your mother for not aborting you?
    I mean you could try, but I don't think it'd end well for you, since the only people intimidated by you are children.
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