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    Quote Originally Posted by BodyDouble View Post
    You'll be on bended knee along with the rest of humanity as well. You'll have to beg harder than most.
    Its bad theology from the Darbyites...

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    Quote Originally Posted by BodyDouble View Post
    You'll be on bended knee along with the rest of humanity as well. You'll have to beg harder than most.
    It's really quite scary that you are loose amongst civilized society. Multiple gun-owner ?

    Is the heavenly gun-rack inside or outside of the pearly gates ?
    " First they came for the journalists...
    We don't know what happened after that . "

    Maria Ressa.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hvilleherb View Post
    It's coming alright, but not necessarily on April 23.

    When it does come, Jews and Muslims better be ready to convert to Christianity or face an eternity in Hell.
    “If we have to have a choice between being dead and pitied, and being alive with a bad image, we’d rather be alive and have the bad image.”

    — Golda Meir

    Zionism is the movement for the self-determination and statehood for the Jewish people in their ancestral homeland, the land of Israel.







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    Quote Originally Posted by signalmankenneth View Post
    Biblical prophecy claims the Rapture is coming April 23

    It could come before the Horowitz report!

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    Quote Originally Posted by moon2012 View Post
    It's really quite scary that you are loose amongst civilized society. Multiple gun-owner ?

    Is the heavenly gun-rack inside or outside of the pearly gates ?
    What a good point. What happens to all their beloved bang-bang sticks when they get sucked up into the sky? I can just hear the heavenly chorus of "NOOOOOOOooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!" now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ThatOwlWoman View Post
    What a good point. What happens to all their beloved bang-bang sticks when they get sucked up into the sky? I can just hear the heavenly chorus of "NOOOOOOOooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!" now.

    This rapture ready crowd don't even know where their belief comes from. Its very sad really.

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    my affairs have been in order for decades.......if you have too I will see you somewhere on the 25th.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by PostmodernProphet View Post
    my affairs have been in order for decades.......if you have too I will see you somewhere on the 25th.....
    So you think that your 'affairs ' will still have relevance after the end of the world ?

    That's arrogance of staggering proportions.

    Who gets your muzzle-loader and bugle, out of interest ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by moon2012 View Post
    So you think that your 'affairs ' will still have relevance after the end of the world ?

    That's arrogance of staggering proportions.

    Who gets your muzzle-loader and bugle, out of interest ?
    lol......there won't be anyone around to care about my affairs you simple minded god-hater......nothing will have relevance after the end of your world.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by PostmodernProphet View Post
    lol......there won't be anyone around to care about my affairs you simple minded god-hater......nothing will have relevance after the end of your world.....
    That's what I just said, moron.

    And 'hating' the non-existent is senseless. Compassion for those deceived is far better- provided they quit threatening everybody else.
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    Quote Originally Posted by moon2012 View Post
    That's what I just said, moron.
    then why were you stupid enough to ask.......

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    Quote Originally Posted by PostmodernProphet View Post
    then why were you stupid enough to ask.......
    It's called satire.


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    why do you think all stupid statements are satire?.......

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    Quote Originally Posted by PostmodernProphet View Post
    why do you think all stupid statements are satire?.......
    Your strawman- your call.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PostmodernProphet View Post
    lol......there won't be anyone around to care about my affairs you simple minded god-hater......nothing will have relevance after the end of your world.....
    End times scenarios are popular with most radicals too.. like Iran's Mullahs.. and are embraced literally by ignorant adherents..

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